Miley Cyrus shows off her moves during a performance on Good Morning America.

Meanwhile, rumor is that Jennifer Aniston has approached Miley to team up on a movie.

Jen told a friend that she wants to play an overbearing stage mother to Miley’s rising singing star character.

“I approached Miley about it, and she thinks it’s a very cool idea,” she reportedly said.

She and Miley have had several chats about the film, and she’s already hiring someone to start writing the script, according to reports.

I’m not sure I buy any of this. Does Jennifer Aniston really want to admit she looks like she could be the mother of a 15-year-old?

I doubt it.

Here’s a few new shots of 15-year-old Miley posing all sexy-like.

It’s not that she’s doing anything I wasn’t doing at 15.

It’s just that I don’t think most parents hope this is what their 15-year-old is doing.

Also, Miley, you can do soooo much better than this dude, whoever he is.

Want more?

Be sure to check out our nip slip gallery and our crotch shot gallery.

Surprise, surprise.

Miley Cyrus was voted as both Favorite TV Actress and Favorite Female Singer at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards on Saturday night.

What the fuck? How did she not win for Favorite Jesus Freak? Miley was robbed!

For a full list of the (totally predictable) winners, click here.

Miley Cyrus, the Disney Channel mainstay, has been booked to host the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.

“If I had to guess, I’m thinking Nickelodeon execs are throwing their hands up and saying, ‘It is what it is,’ ” says a Disney insider. “I think they realize they don’t have a choice. They clearly know this is a show that must showcase the favorites and most popular stars for the kid audience. … We’re proud that kids have clearly said that the Disney stars and shows are (among) their favorites.”

The show tapes on Saturday.

Have you ever just wanted to watch two teenage girls high on their own fame talk into a camera about their favorite colors and other meaningless questions for over 7 minutes?

Now’s your chance!

Here’s the latest edition of the Miley & Mandy Show, a YouTube phenomenon where Miley Cyrus and her “best friend” Mandy Jiroux chat about nothing for a really long time (they’ve been “best friends” for a year but “really close” for six or seven months — what???).

Cut to around 6:13 to hear the girls proclaiming their love for Jesus Christ, and Miley reminding you all that “He died for our sins.”

OMG. Cannot wait until she goes to rehab.

Miley Cyrus sports a new ‘do as she signs autographs while leaving dinner with her mom.

One of my mother’s longtime friends is an immigrant from Poland. She has her grandchildren in town visiting this month, and my mom and I went to say hello to them today. They’re 3 and 6, both from Warsaw, and they don’t speak a word of English. (This did not prevent me from having a drawn-out pirate battle with the 3-year-old, which he won — hilariously — when his mother instructed him in Polish to quit fighting and give me a hug. He obliged, throwing his arms around my neck, then reaching to pull my hair clip from my hair and running away with it. You gotta admit when you’ve been out-smarted.)

Anyway, the 6-year-old girl had a little plastic ball with Hannah Montana’s face on it. And she couldn’t so much as say hello to me in English, but when I picked up the ball and said “Hannah Montana?” she smiled and said “Hannah Montana!” (Then the 3-year-old grabbed the ball away from me and announced, in Polish, “Mine!”).

The point is: Miley Cyrus is universal. Crazy universal. (So is being a 3-year-old boy, I suppose.)

Okay.

So I’m driving in my car the other day, listening to the radio, and this song comes on that I’ve never heard before. I love it instantly. I’m like, “This is such a cool song, I have to figure out who did it so I can get the album.” And then I hear the following lyric: “My best friend Leslie says ‘Oh, she’s just being Miley.’” And I’m like, “Oh, shit. I am totally rocking out to a Miley Cyrus song.”

Whatever. Emotionally, I’m still 11 years old anyway. I just have a big vocabulary; it’s deceiving. It figures that I’d eventually decide to dig Hannah Montana.

Here’s Miley on her way to a recording studio in LA yesterday. And I’ve included “See You Again,” my new favorite song, below.