Noah Cryus wore what looks like a cut-down version of a Fredericks Of Hollywood teddy, some knee-high boots and bright red lipstick to a Halloween party over the weekend. This isn’t the first time the nine year old girl has been dressed wayyyyy too sexy for her age. She and her BFF cousin Emily also walked a red carpet in swimsuits earlier this year. It doesn’t help that the girls make over-sexualized, flirty eyes at the camera. Whatever innocence could be used to defend these trashy costumes is immediately made irrelevant when you see how very aware these girls are of what they are “supposed” to be imitating.

If I were to imagine how this came about, I would think that, like most children, Noah put in a costume request to her mom and they went shopping together and picked this out. Well, probably more like mom put in a call to a stylist who brought over several options and the two of them agreed upon this one. That right there is the problem. At least four more inches of fabric need to be on that costume, and Tish Cryus should not only recognize, but demand that her daughter pick something more suitable. That’s the way these things work. That’s how you ensure that your daughter doesn’t dress like this every day by the time she’s 14. Not to mention the absolutely miserable message this sends to girls who are fans of Miley and see that her sister dresses like this, allowing to think that on any planet, anywhere that this is an appropriate way for a young girl to dress.

If I were really hackneyed and wrote articles for E! Online, the lead-in for this story might go a little something like this:

Oh no she didn’t!

Kiddie superstar Miley Cyrus was seen wearing the same dress as sexy Samantha on the set of the Sex and the City 2 movie. Talk about a cat fight! It’s the kitten versus the cougar! Me-ow!

Thankfully, I don’t write for them, and you don’t have to endure trash like that. I’m also not going to divulge the plot points surrounding this scene and ruin part of the movie for you, but feel free to guess.  So much has been leaked about this movie, I’m starting to feel like I don’t even need to go see it because I’ve already the entire story in gossip website articles.

I’ll just say this: Samantha wears it better.

So Miley Cyrus deleted her Twitter this week and while she was initially quiet on the details, she has since made a rap music video explaining herself and now she’s taken to her website, MileyWorld.com and written a letter to her fans, who supposedly “feel abandoned”. Gross. Anyway, here’s the entire message:

To my dearest fans, You all are the closest thing to my heart & it breaks my spirit to hear that some of you feel neglected since I deleted my twitter. It was a wonderful way to stay connected to you & I really felt like during that time we became very much like friends. Twitter is a beautiful thing if used for the right reason. I love my job so much that it is hard to believe sometimes that it is considered working.

But, in the end it is still a business and I do need some sort of a ‘normal’ life as well. I often complain to the ones closest to me that I don’t seem to have much of a private life any more and part of that is my fault. How can I whine about my life being to public if I am the one telling the world what I am doing? Some things in my life need to say in my life only and not on some gossip site.

I never want any of my fans to feel like I don’t love them or care about them BUT, sharing the same love and respect for me I need to have the space to grow as a person and make some mistakes. I need to be able to live and learn in private. I never want to quit entertaining it is my life, my love, and my passion but I can’t have my personal life be other peoples entertainment.

Twitter is not the only thing I am cutting back on. This is not an attack against this particular site, I just think kids all over the world could maybe take a little vacation from Cyberspace. My problem with the internet is it makes negativity so available. It allows people to anonymously hurt others without any consequences.

That is not the real world. Not only that, but if we spent more time enjoying what we are doing besides tweeting about it, we would enjoy our lives a whole lot more. I have very little free time and the moments that I do have I should be spending with my family and friends and loving every minute of their company.

Now of course rumors have been started that Liam is the reason that I deleted my twitter. I hope my true fans know how stupid that is. I had mentioned to him that someone made a fake twitter with his name and we both starting chatting about how ridiculous it is. Liam is a wonderful friend and he did not try to make me delete my page, he just helped me realize how much time I was wasting on that site.

I really hope you all know how much you mean to me and how much I truly care about each and every one of you. I will keep in touch through Mileyworld and MileyCyrus.com as I did before twitter. I love you all. Blessings, Miley Cyrus

So while twelve year old girls with inappropriate amounts of computer access all over the world are hoarding OTC pain relievers and BIC razors in their bedrooms in an attempt to “end it” because they can no longer cyber-stalk their favorite star, Miley’s off, ya know, just bein’ Miley. Now seriously… we’ve heard enough.

Yesterday Miley Cyrus put a video up on her YouTube account to clear up the rumors on why she shut down her Twitter account. While it was widely speculated that she quit the social networking site to please her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, Miley says he has nothing to do with it. Simply put: She felt it was taking up too much of her time and just feeding the tabloids. Her choice to explain all of this through a rap is very… 1990 feeling. Couldn’t she have one of her band members whip up something a little more interesting than this?

Miley quit Twitter last night, giving up over one million followers, all because her new boyfriend told her to.  I can’t really believe this is news, but frighteningly enough, there’s 1.2 million devastated tweens out there right now.

Cyrus is reportedly dating her The Last Song costar, 19 year-old Liam Hemsworth.  Though their relationship may be new, he obviously already has control over her.  Her last Tweet read “FYI Liam doesn’t have a Twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason.”  Really, Miley?  You’re quitting Twitter because a guy told you to?  Quit because it’s lame, quit because it doesn’t improve your life in any way, quit because you can’t stand to read stupid, aimless ramblings from the likes of Tila Tequila and John Mayer.  Don’t give up things you enjoy for some random dude.

Yes, the 25 year old woman in me knows better than to call a teenage girl a slut, but to hell with it: Miley Cyrus was treating the Jumbotron camera at her Las Vegas show like it was the iSight camera on her Mac Book and she was doing another half-naked pic session for one of those Jonas Brothers.

The video above, which is VERY shaky by the way, flashes to Miley at the :12 mark mugging to the camera whilst squatting and baring some serious cleavage. If it’s not clear why this is totally uncomfortable, listen to the reaction of the girl operating the camera.

Miley isn’t much more promiscuous seeming than your average 16 or 17 year old girl, but let’s face it: Homegirl is a Christian Disney star who’s built her name off being a down home family kinda girl. The thought that Billy Ray was likely back stage watching this (as well as Miley’s older brother Trace, whose band Metro Station is opening for her on tour), quite simply makes me want to vom.

It will be a brief cameo, but still! Miley Cyrus is about to appear in a movie with the word “sex” in the title. While rumors have been circulating that Miley may have something to do with the new flick for some time, things were up in the air due to her hectic schedule. However, it’s just been confirmed that Miley will have a role in Sex and the City 2.

*Spoiler Alert*

The scene that Miley will appear in is a undetermined red carpet event that both she and Samantha attend wearing the exact. same. dress. The horrors! The gag is that Miley looks extremely hot and young compared to the aging Samantha, whose menopause was a hot topic in the first film. Mario Cantone’s character, Anthony, upon seeing Miley gasps “Mother of God:  She is wearing the same dress as Hannah Montana.” As of right now Miley doesn’t have any speaking parts, but I doubt that she’ll remain a featured extra for long.

What do I think about this development? I think it’s probably good thing for a film that’s going to already suck. As a huge fan of the series, I was mortified by the movie, which I felt more or less detracted from the message of the first show and mocked the audience. However, now that a new generation of viewers has grown to love the series via watered down TBS reruns, I’m sure Miley will help sell more tickets.