Archive for the ‘Miley Cyrus’ Category

More Sexy Miley Cyrus Photos Hit the Internet

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

Miley Cyrus Sexy Picture, Photo, Green Bra, Breast

Miley Cyrus Sexy Stomach Belly Photos, Pictures

Here’s a few new shots of 15-year-old Miley posing all sexy-like.

It’s not that she’s doing anything I wasn’t doing at 15.

It’s just that I don’t think most parents hope this is what their 15-year-old is doing.

Also, Miley, you can do soooo much better than this dude, whoever he is.

Miley Cyrus Cuddling with Guy, Pictures, Photos


Want more?

Be sure to check out our nip slip gallery and our crotch shot gallery.

Kids Choice Awards: Miley Cyrus Won Everything

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

Miley Cyrus at Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2008, Pictures, Photos

Surprise, surprise.

Miley Cyrus was voted as both Favorite TV Actress and Favorite Female Singer at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards on Saturday night.

What the fuck? How did she not win for Favorite Jesus Freak? Miley was robbed!

For a full list of the (totally predictable) winners, click here.

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Miley Cyrus to Host Kids Choice Awards

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

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Miley Cyrus, the Disney Channel mainstay, has been booked to host the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.

“If I had to guess, I’m thinking Nickelodeon execs are throwing their hands up and saying, ‘It is what it is,’ ” says a Disney insider. “I think they realize they don’t have a choice. They clearly know this is a show that must showcase the favorites and most popular stars for the kid audience. … We’re proud that kids have clearly said that the Disney stars and shows are (among) their favorites.”

The show tapes on Saturday.

Miley Cyrus ::Hearts:: Jesus

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Have you ever just wanted to watch two teenage girls high on their own fame talk into a camera about their favorite colors and other meaningless questions for over 7 minutes?

Now’s your chance!

Here’s the latest edition of the Miley & Mandy Show, a YouTube phenomenon where Miley Cyrus and her “best friend” Mandy Jiroux chat about nothing for a really long time (they’ve been “best friends” for a year but “really close” for six or seven months — what???).

Cut to around 6:13 to hear the girls proclaiming their love for Jesus Christ, and Miley reminding you all that “He died for our sins.”

OMG. Cannot wait until she goes to rehab.

What’s with the Bangs, Miley?

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

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Miley Cyrus sports a new ‘do as she signs autographs while leaving dinner with her mom.

One of my mother’s longtime friends is an immigrant from Poland. She has her grandchildren in town visiting this month, and my mom and I went to say hello to them today. They’re 3 and 6, both from Warsaw, and they don’t speak a word of English. (This did not prevent me from having a drawn-out pirate battle with the 3-year-old, which he won — hilariously — when his mother instructed him in Polish to quit fighting and give me a hug. He obliged, throwing his arms around my neck, then reaching to pull my hair clip from my hair and running away with it. You gotta admit when you’ve been out-smarted.)

Anyway, the 6-year-old girl had a little plastic ball with Hannah Montana’s face on it. And she couldn’t so much as say hello to me in English, but when I picked up the ball and said “Hannah Montana?” she smiled and said “Hannah Montana!” (Then the 3-year-old grabbed the ball away from me and announced, in Polish, “Mine!”).

The point is: Miley Cyrus is universal. Crazy universal. (So is being a 3-year-old boy, I suppose.)

I Have an Embarrassing Admission to Make

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

Miley Cyrus in Purple Dress and Cowboy Boots, Pictures, Photos

Okay.

So I’m driving in my car the other day, listening to the radio, and this song comes on that I’ve never heard before. I love it instantly. I’m like, “This is such a cool song, I have to figure out who did it so I can get the album.” And then I hear the following lyric: “My best friend Leslie says ‘Oh, she’s just being Miley.’” And I’m like, “Oh, shit. I am totally rocking out to a Miley Cyrus song.”

Whatever. Emotionally, I’m still 11 years old anyway. I just have a big vocabulary; it’s deceiving. It figures that I’d eventually decide to dig Hannah Montana.

Here’s Miley on her way to a recording studio in LA yesterday. And I’ve included “See You Again,” my new favorite song, below.

This Can’t End Well

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

Miley Cyrus and Mario Lopez, Pictures, Photos

Jailbait Miley Cyrus cuddles up to 34-year-old womanizer Mario Lopez at a taping of America’s Best Dance Crew on the Sony lot.

Run, Miley! Run as fast as your inappropriately dressed legs can take you!

Miley Cyrus Weighs in on Jamie-Lynn Spears Pregnancy

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

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Miley Cyrus doesn’t know how to use a seatbelt.

Jamie-Lynn Spears doesn’t know how to use a condom.

They’re both typical teenage mistakes, but Miley would rather you focus on her friend Jamie Lynn’s right now, so she’s happy to share her thoughts on Jamie’s pregnancy. “She’s now really excited, so I’m proud of her,” says Miley. “I think she’s done the best she can.”

Hooray teenage pregnancy!

More of it! More of it!

Miley Cyrus Has a Goddamn Puppy In Her Hands Instead of a Fifth of Vodka

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana and a Puppy Dog in New York

Miley.

We’ve talked about this.

I need you drinking.

You sure as hell better be stuffing baggies of cocaine up that dog’s asshole so you can take them on the airplane. Otherwise I’m gonna give you a serious whooping.

If you’re gonna stick around, sweetie, you need to get interesting. This Hannah Montana shit is only gonna take you so far.

Image via Splash

Okay, I Think It’s About Time Someone Explained to My Ass Who These Jonas Brothers Are

Friday, December 28th, 2007

Miley Cyrus Dating Jonas Brothers

The Great White Underage Hope, Miley Cyrus, has reportedly broken up with one of these Jonas Brothers kids. I guess they were secretly dating, and now they’re not-so-secretly breaking up.

I’ve been ignoring these kids for as long as they’ve been on the scene, because, you know, I’m too old and crotchety to care about dudes I can’t legally bang, but Miley is my hope for the future of this blog. If Lindsay stays sober, Paris stays pleasant and Britney dies, I need Miley to be fucking up. So I’ve started following her closely.

So who are these boys??? Why are they so famous??? Someone explain please.

And when is Wilmer Valderrama gonna step up and start dating Miley? Isn’t it, like, his whole job now to bang the underage starlets? DO YOUR THING, Wilmer!

Hello, Miley Cyrus

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

Miley Cyrus in New York City, Pictures, Photos

Miss Hannah Montana poses for photogs outside her NYC hotel.

I’d know what she was doing in New York, but I can’t be bothered to keep up with what Miley Cyrus is doing until she decides to start smoking weed or gets knocked up. She’s such a positive role model. Boooooooooring. Positive role models don’t drive traffic, Miley.

Anyway, she sure is cute. I’m digging that she matched her nail polish to her earrings.

New Miley Cyrus Video: “Start All Over”

Sunday, December 16th, 2007

I’m sure you’re all thinking the same thing I am about the latest opus from this 15-year-old starlet: Not. Enough. Sex.

Come on, Miley, make us interested!

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