Miley Cyrus’ little cousin Emily Grace Reaves (you may recognize her as Noie Cyrus’ partner in red carpet crime) is about to release her own clothing line of scandalous clothes for little girls. You can see in the video above as she explains to Miley that she’s wearing her own look that she has on what looks like Paris Hilton’s cast offs from The Simple Life. These clothes wouldn’t be appropriate for Halloween on a girl as young as Emily, but I suppose that’s what’s passing for clothes these days. Question to all the parents out there (even though I already know the answer): Would you let your little girl be caught dead with an outfit like this on? Check out the pictures below if the video isn’t enough for you.

Miley Cyrus’ parents bought her another puppy. This time she got a German shepherd called Mate (I wonder if her Australian boyfriend had anything to do with that name) to go along with her maltipoo, Sophie. I thought the Cyrus’ were supposed to be all “down home” and “Christian”, so I’m not sure why they keep buying their daughter (who happens to have an insane work schedule for a 17-year old) designer pooches instead of going to one of the many shelters in the Valley. Actually, I don’t know why they keep getting more pets at all when their youngest daughter is already running around Hollywood dressed like a damn hooker, but whatever! Different strokes, man.

Here’s Miley Cyrus, making up for some of her more dreadful online videos, talking about a suicide-prevention organization called To Write Love on Her Arms. TWLOHA is looking for support in raising money to launch an online, live-chat website where people who are depressed or considering suicide can talk and hopefully find help. It’s fantastic not just that she’s supporting this organization, but that Miley — whose teenage fans are in one of the highest-risk groups for suicide — is encouraging people to talk about depression and suicide and to seek help. It’s all about breaking down the stigma, especially in this age group. Props to ya, Milers.

Damn. Tila Tequila is on a tear. I am addicted to her Twitter the way that she’s addicted to whatever it is that makes her so watchable. I know, I know. She’s an attention whore, I shouldn’t be talking about her, but I really doubt we’re going to have much time left with the girl. Let’s pay attention to her while we still can. You know, while she’s still alive.

Last night on Twitter (feed via ONTD) Tila shed light on many Hollywood mysteries. According to her, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian made bank off their sex tapes on purpose, some dudes in Hollywood that we would not think are gay are gay and Miley ain’t no virgin. Do you think she has any information about wether or not Michael Jackson had inappropriate relationships with children or if Andy Dick has a drinking problem? I figure while she’s breaking all the big stories, she might as well throw some real hardballs.

At what point are these public attacks going to become a problem? This month Tila’s already gone after Rihanna, Nicky Hilton, Bijou Phillips and everyone at CNN, to name a few. Is it possible that her constant harassment and shit talking could lead to a greater problem for her? Unfortunately it’s hard to press charges against someone for not shutting up, but her Twitter is practically libelous.

This little drama queen was seen out and about this week with a fancy little ring on her left finger, but her rep was quick to deny that Miley is engaged to her BF Liam Hemsworth. I wear rings on my left ring finger all the time, but no one gives a shit if I’m married or not. Miley had to have known that rocking that ring on her finger after she’s been seen in public with her man so much lately that she’d be causing a stir. Right?

Thank goodness the rumor’s not true, though. Miley is only 17 and Liam’s 19, pretty young to make such a commitment. The Cyrus girls are known for growing up a little too quickly, but let’s get real: These two make Khloe and Lamar seem like… uhhh… what couple’s been together for a really long time without rumors of infidelity?

Reps state that Miley’s breakthrough television show, Hannah Montana, is ova.  The fourth and final season will begin filming this month and wrap up sometime this summer.

Tweens worldwide, at this very moment, are probably in hysterics and tearing at their hair and burning Hannah Montana dolls in effigy. Oh, the melodrama of it all.

Although Miley’s film career is over on hiatus, there’s got to be a good side to it all, right?  Now she’s just got more time to perfect the things she’s best at: pole-dancing, picking, grinning, designing clothes for Walmart, obsessing over that Jonas boy and making really unfortunate faces.

“My job is to be a role model, and that’s what I want to do, but my job isn’t to be a parent. My job isn’t to tell your kids how to act or how not to act, because I’m still figuring that out for myself. So to take that away from me is a bit selfish. Your kids are going to make mistakes whether I do or not. That’s just life.”

- Miley Cyrus, worker of the pole, in this month’s Harper’s Bazaar.