Page Six printed this little gem this morning.  It was the equivalent of getting an extra sugar cube in my tea.  God, I hope it’s true:

Miley Cyrus is famous, but there are still some people out there who’ve never heard of “Hannah Montana.” When Cyrus and a friend came into the Pop Burger on East 58th Street and ordered, the counter manager asked for her name to mark the order. She snapped back, “Are you serious? You don’t recognize me? I’m Miley Cyrus.” The counterman still had no clue who she was, ran her credit card with her name on it and shrugged, “That’s nice for you. Here is your order. Have a good day.”

I know, I know … I like Miley now that I’ve learned that she hates the Twilight hype, but can you imagine being 17 — yesterday was Miley’s birthday which means 364 more days before I can unleash my full-strength venom  – and being astounded that the burger clerk doesn’t recognize you?  I must, must, must meet this cashier!  He needs his own line of jeans or a television series or something.  Get this man a book deal!

There’s no doubt in my mind that this actually happened, but isn’t Miley a little short in the tooth for all this “Don’t You Know Who I Am?”-ing?  She really needs to save this behavior for a little bit later in life … like, post-rehab and pre-Playboy spread.

First of all, Miley and her family are safe, don’t let the headline freak you out too badly. However, one of the four busses used in her tour flipped over last night in Richmond, VA while on the way to the star’s next show in Greensboro, NC.

The bus that flipped was mainly used to stage lighting and there were a handful of crew members on board, but the one presumed to be dead is the bus driver. All other nine passengers on board, however, did suffer minor injuries.

At this time it’s not clear why the bus drifted away from the pack. These accidents often happen due to weather, intoxication, mechanical issues with the vehicle or unicorns. OK. I made that last one up.

No comment has been issued from the Cyrus camp.

It all started innocently enough. I’d enjoy a song heard on my car radio only to have it be revealed that it was sung by Miley Cyrus.  It was a little traumatizing at first, but I eventually came to accept the reality:  I like Miley Cyrus songs!  I challenge your mood to not improve when “Party in the USA” plays.

Now, in an interview with a radio station, Miley admits that she doesn’t understand all the vampire hype.  She has no interest in Twilight and no intention of seeing New Moon which premieres Friday.  I totally agree.  I’m so sick of hearing about Rob Pattinson and those stupid books and movies even though it’s a completely unpopular opinion to have.  So, I’m basically a total Miley fan, now.  I’m so ashamed.

If you aren’t interested in listening to almost eight minutes of Miley’s voice — and I wouldn’t blame you — the Twilight conversation starts at about the one minute mark.

Miley Cyrus, who wrote in her autobiography that she was bullied endlessly in school, seems to be a bit of a bully herself. And a little homophobic, too.

During a recent show, Miley changed the lyrics to “7 Things” from “You’re vain, your games” to “You’re vain, you’re gay”. Yikes. The audience noticed, and you can hear one girl in the clip above whisper to her friend “You’re gay?!”

Considering the song is said to be about her ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas, it’s hard to know if this was a slip of the tongue or a direct slap in the face to her ex who she still seems to have private battles with. The two claim to be friends, but I think it’s been established that there’s still some drama going on there behind the scenes.

This isn’t so great for the Disney princess’ less than wholesome image. Earlier this year she was called out for making fun of Asians and was railed by the press for her inappropriate dance moves at the Teen Choice Awards. The fact that  she’d take a chance on throwing out the “you’re gay” thing is completely another sign that Miley is far from being the role model she claims to be and that if we’re lucky, we’re going to see a lot more ridiculous behavior out of this one over the years to come.

Noah Cryus wore what looks like a cut-down version of a Fredericks Of Hollywood teddy, some knee-high boots and bright red lipstick to a Halloween party over the weekend. This isn’t the first time the nine year old girl has been dressed wayyyyy too sexy for her age. She and her BFF cousin Emily also walked a red carpet in swimsuits earlier this year. It doesn’t help that the girls make over-sexualized, flirty eyes at the camera. Whatever innocence could be used to defend these trashy costumes is immediately made irrelevant when you see how very aware these girls are of what they are “supposed” to be imitating.

If I were to imagine how this came about, I would think that, like most children, Noah put in a costume request to her mom and they went shopping together and picked this out. Well, probably more like mom put in a call to a stylist who brought over several options and the two of them agreed upon this one. That right there is the problem. At least four more inches of fabric need to be on that costume, and Tish Cryus should not only recognize, but demand that her daughter pick something more suitable. That’s the way these things work. That’s how you ensure that your daughter doesn’t dress like this every day by the time she’s 14. Not to mention the absolutely miserable message this sends to girls who are fans of Miley and see that her sister dresses like this, allowing to think that on any planet, anywhere that this is an appropriate way for a young girl to dress.

If I were really hackneyed and wrote articles for E! Online, the lead-in for this story might go a little something like this:

Oh no she didn’t!

Kiddie superstar Miley Cyrus was seen wearing the same dress as sexy Samantha on the set of the Sex and the City 2 movie. Talk about a cat fight! It’s the kitten versus the cougar! Me-ow!

Thankfully, I don’t write for them, and you don’t have to endure trash like that. I’m also not going to divulge the plot points surrounding this scene and ruin part of the movie for you, but feel free to guess.  So much has been leaked about this movie, I’m starting to feel like I don’t even need to go see it because I’ve already the entire story in gossip website articles.

I’ll just say this: Samantha wears it better.

So Miley Cyrus deleted her Twitter this week and while she was initially quiet on the details, she has since made a rap music video explaining herself and now she’s taken to her website, MileyWorld.com and written a letter to her fans, who supposedly “feel abandoned”. Gross. Anyway, here’s the entire message:

To my dearest fans, You all are the closest thing to my heart & it breaks my spirit to hear that some of you feel neglected since I deleted my twitter. It was a wonderful way to stay connected to you & I really felt like during that time we became very much like friends. Twitter is a beautiful thing if used for the right reason. I love my job so much that it is hard to believe sometimes that it is considered working.

But, in the end it is still a business and I do need some sort of a ‘normal’ life as well. I often complain to the ones closest to me that I don’t seem to have much of a private life any more and part of that is my fault. How can I whine about my life being to public if I am the one telling the world what I am doing? Some things in my life need to say in my life only and not on some gossip site.

I never want any of my fans to feel like I don’t love them or care about them BUT, sharing the same love and respect for me I need to have the space to grow as a person and make some mistakes. I need to be able to live and learn in private. I never want to quit entertaining it is my life, my love, and my passion but I can’t have my personal life be other peoples entertainment.

Twitter is not the only thing I am cutting back on. This is not an attack against this particular site, I just think kids all over the world could maybe take a little vacation from Cyberspace. My problem with the internet is it makes negativity so available. It allows people to anonymously hurt others without any consequences.

That is not the real world. Not only that, but if we spent more time enjoying what we are doing besides tweeting about it, we would enjoy our lives a whole lot more. I have very little free time and the moments that I do have I should be spending with my family and friends and loving every minute of their company.

Now of course rumors have been started that Liam is the reason that I deleted my twitter. I hope my true fans know how stupid that is. I had mentioned to him that someone made a fake twitter with his name and we both starting chatting about how ridiculous it is. Liam is a wonderful friend and he did not try to make me delete my page, he just helped me realize how much time I was wasting on that site.

I really hope you all know how much you mean to me and how much I truly care about each and every one of you. I will keep in touch through Mileyworld and MileyCyrus.com as I did before twitter. I love you all. Blessings, Miley Cyrus

So while twelve year old girls with inappropriate amounts of computer access all over the world are hoarding OTC pain relievers and BIC razors in their bedrooms in an attempt to “end it” because they can no longer cyber-stalk their favorite star, Miley’s off, ya know, just bein’ Miley. Now seriously… we’ve heard enough.