Whatever Perez Hilton is Doing to Lindsay Lohan, I Want to Do It, Too
Wednesday, August 16th, 2006
There’s more where that came from. Note that the other woman present is her mother.
Archive for the ‘Mild Porn’ Category
Hi Do You Wanna See Lindsay Lohan’s Breast for the Eighth Time This Week?
Monday, August 14th, 2006
I’m still paying penance for that Indra Nooyi bit (you know, you can tell your friends about it tonight and sound really smart), so here ya go. I figure between Lindsay Lohan’s decision to “accidentally” flash some photogs today and PepsiCo’s decision to appoint its first female CEO, we average out somewhere around Paris Hilton burying her goat in the plot next to Marilyn Monroe (for the record, I’m fairly certain this is a joke that fell into the wrong hands, but only time will tell).
Anyway…
It actually looks real. And pretty hot. I gotta hand it to La Lohan lately, her body’s been rocking, although I could do without most of her “fashion” misadventures.
Wanna See a Mrs. Hilton Nip Shot?
Thursday, August 10th, 2006
Oh, you didn’t? Speak up sooner next time…
Getting the Party Started: Pink Pees in Public
Friday, August 4th, 2006The pictures are so gross I won’t even have them on my website. But I feel you all need to at least be aware that this happened.
Lindsay Lohan in a Tight White Wife Beater with No Bra
Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006
Don’t say I never do anything nice for you.
I really want to know what is in her left hand. Is that a Coke bottle? Like, a bonafide Coke bottle? Where do you buy Coke bottles? I really want one now. I feel like Coke just tastes better that way. Like a little taste of the carefree days of the ’50s. When women wore cone bras. We should bring back cone bras. Who’s with me?
