Get the uncensored version here. See what happens when you try to have the ‘razzi charged with assualt, Cam? YOUR TIT ENDS UP ON THE INTERNET. Did you learn your lesson?

• God bless the British press. They’ve got a pic of cocaine in its natural habitat — the inside of Kate Moss’s nose.
• If the standard blow-up doll isn’t doing the trick anymore, you can bid on an actual Fembot on eBay.
• Nick Carter: “Paris Hilton is a psychotic evil whore blah blah blah blah hey by the way I have a television show coming out.”
• Jamie Pressly gets engaged and Kate Hudson files for divorce.
• Do you want a George W. Bush butt plug? Perhaps for use in conjunction with your Fembot? Okay, okay. Just promise you’ll think about it.
• ABC’s website has a clip of the Terri Irwin interview that will air on 20/20 tonight.
• I can’t believe I am linking to Perez Hilton just because I agree with his taste, but I am. Regina Spektor rocks, and when you’re done listening to the new Killers album, you should check her out.
• Lost star Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje ayddibug ukilolopoti yi Abptu daka-daka shrekpiti.

Yes, folks, it’s that time of year again! A male prostitute claims to have had a gay dalliance with Tom Cruise! And someone is using it to try to sell a book! Hollywood Interrupted was “leaked” a chapter. In it, “Big Red” talks about his sexual misadventures with Tom Cruise during the filming of Eyes Wide Shut, as well as his rendezvous with other big name stars. It’s definitely not a PG read, and it’s not in line to win either a Pulitzer or a spelling bee, but please, please try to hang in there until Red deftly compares anal intercourse with Garth Brooks to “fucking a whale.” Because, you know, how funny is that?

I kid, I kid. As if anyone who reads this site is into women.

But we are all into the humiliation of other women, particularly those considered more beautiful, important and rich than ourselves. It’s Lindsay Lohan’s vagina, again, in all its hairless glory.

Is it possible she is doing this on purpose? This is the second time in 2 weeks. With all the shopping this girl does, by this point you’d think she’d have bought some underwear.

The uncensored version is after the jump.

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This looks a little Photoshopped to me, honestly, but far be it from me to ruin everyone else’s fun. So Lindsay Lohan’s vagina, folks, on the Internet today! And we’d had such a calm weekend, Lohan-genitalia-wise.

Uncensored version is after the jump.

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