Add this to the “must see” list of every living being with functioning genitalia. In the upcoming movie, Black Swan– a movie in which a “ballerina competes against a rival dancer who may or may not be another version of herself”– co-stars Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman share a sex scene. And not just any sex scene. According to script review website Scriptshadow, it’s an “ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive, angry” sex scene.

There’s no word yet as to whether or not the scene will include nudity. But given her past film experiences, I’d say Nat’s not afraid to show a little bush.

The film is due to be released sometime in 2010. Clips of  the Portman and Kunis sex scene are due to be leaked on the internet about 5 hours afterward.

And you know who’s still hitting that shit?

Mac Culkin.

Unbelievable.

At the press conference for Max Payne in Bev Hills.

This is what we have to look forward to as the writers’ strike continues.