You see, while SMG’s latest cinematic release was doomed to the depths of ’straight-to-DVD’ hell, Fast and the Furious 4 got its very own red carpet premiere.

Granted, I’m pretty sure the Gellar flick was some random rip off of yet another Japanese horror movie, but even then I have a very hard time believing it wasn’t more worthy of the big screen than a film with the tagline “New Model. Original Parts.’ Luckily for Sarah she’s slated to return to TV soon with a much talked about HBO pilot in the works.

More pics of  Paul ‘I-like-’em-young-enough-to-still-smell-like-baby-powder’ Walker and the rest of the FF4 cast smiling for a paycheck below.

Here’s Michelle Rodriquez giving the paparazzi a verbal smack-down after they ask her about the Octomom … and her DUI-related community service.

What’s funny is that, even though it’s an asshole move, I’d expect them to ask her about her community service, but it’s sooo ridiculous that they’d ask her about the Octomom. What a strange job these people have, just running around after these celebrities and asking them ANYTHING that might get a quote they can run. Can’t you just picture the People magazine headline: “Michelle Rodriguez Weighs in on Octomom!” That’s the kind of article I would not cover over here, because what the fuck does it matter what Michelle Rodriguez thinks of the Octomom?

I wanna know what Kate Gosselin thinks of her!

Stay off the roads!!!

Michelle Rodriguez has been released from jail, after serving just 17 days of her 180-day sentence for violating probation in her DUI case.

When she was first sentenced, Superior Court Judge Daviann L. Mitchell forbid an early release for Rodriguez. However, the sheriff could have had no choice but to override that order due to jail overcrowding and let her out for good behavior, legal experts say.

You know, this is almost exactly how shit played out with Paris Hilton, and, at the time, there was, like, national outrage at the fact that she was released early. This will hardly be a blip on the radar. Man, this country sure does hate Paris Hilton.

The drunk-ass celeb checked herself into Lynwood on Christmas Eve.

OMG.

How stupid can you be?

After being put on probation for drunk driving (multiple times), the Lost star not only drank while wearing an alcohol-monitoring bracelet, she lied about completing her community service requirements.

“She did file a document that said she completed community service on September 25th, but we obtained evidence that she was in New York that day,” said the LA City Attorney.

The judge sentenced Michelle to six months in jail, without the possibility of early release. (Michelle only served a day of a previous 60-day sentence because of overcrowding.)

Michelle will have to start her sentence on Christmas Eve. Aww. How sad. :( Almost as sad as losing a loved one to a drunk driving accident.

Almost.

Hopefully they’ll make her attend some AA meetings in jail. Then when she gets out Lindsay Lohan can take her to meetings.