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Michelle Rodriguez Is Out of Jail

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

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Stay off the roads!!!

Michelle Rodriguez has been released from jail, after serving just 17 days of her 180-day sentence for violating probation in her DUI case.

When she was first sentenced, Superior Court Judge Daviann L. Mitchell forbid an early release for Rodriguez. However, the sheriff could have had no choice but to override that order due to jail overcrowding and let her out for good behavior, legal experts say.

You know, this is almost exactly how shit played out with Paris Hilton, and, at the time, there was, like, national outrage at the fact that she was released early. This will hardly be a blip on the radar. Man, this country sure does hate Paris Hilton.

And Here’s the Michelle Rodriguez Mug Shot

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

Michelle Rodriguez Mug Shot / Booking Photo

The drunk-ass celeb checked herself into Lynwood on Christmas Eve.

Michelle Rodriguez is RETARDED (and Going to Jail)

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

Michelle Rodriguez Will Do Six Months in Jail on DUI

OMG.

How stupid can you be?

After being put on probation for drunk driving (multiple times), the Lost star not only drank while wearing an alcohol-monitoring bracelet, she lied about completing her community service requirements.

“She did file a document that said she completed community service on September 25th, but we obtained evidence that she was in New York that day,” said the LA City Attorney.

The judge sentenced Michelle to six months in jail, without the possibility of early release. (Michelle only served a day of a previous 60-day sentence because of overcrowding.)

Michelle will have to start her sentence on Christmas Eve. Aww. How sad. :( Almost as sad as losing a loved one to a drunk driving accident.

Almost.

Hopefully they’ll make her attend some AA meetings in jail. Then when she gets out Lindsay Lohan can take her to meetings.

Michelle Rodriguez In Love with a Girl

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

Via The Advocate’s interview with Kristanna Loken, star of Terminator 3 (although if Rodriguez tells her side of the story, it will undoubtedly be through People, our nation’s A- and B-list one-stop-shop for publicly coming out):

At first Loken, 27—who has a recurring role as lover of Shane (Katherine Moennig) on Showtime’s The L Word this season—affirmed that she’s in a relationship but wouldn’t specify the name or gender.

Then we mentioned the tantalizing stories Loken has told in past interviews about getting tight with Rodriguez when they filmed BloodRayne in Romania. Here’s what happened next.

What about all the stuff that was said about you and Michelle on the shoot?
[Laughs, then takes a deep breath] There is the $64,000 question. Um…I don’t even know how to answer that.

It seems like you both had a lot of fun partying.
Uh-huh. [Smiles, doesn’t say anything]

OK, your silence says volumes.
[Both laugh] Just don’t look upstairs, OK?

Ooh, OK. You don’t want me to print that?
You can print it. [Laughs again] The very hot housekeeper. No, just joking.

Honestly, just reading this, it doesn’t necessarily seem like she and Michelle are lovers. I mean, it’s possible the two of them got wasted and murdered several of the extras on the BloodRayne set and are storing the bodies in Kristanna’s attic, which is guarded 24/7 by Kristanna’s (very hot) housekeeper. But I guess you had to be there. The Advocate folks seem pretty confident on this one.