Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton really need to just stop dating each other once and for all.

The couple dated for five years in the early ’90s, then split up, then started dating again in 2005 (almost immediately after she broke off her engagement to Nicklas Söderblom), and got engaged in March 2006. And now they’re splitting up again. Nicollette’s rep confirms the news.

If these two get back together again in a couple of years, I’m gonna be way annoyed. This is in stark contrast to Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling, who can split up and get back together as frequently as they wish, as long as they eventually die peacefully in one another’s arms after retelling each other the story of their eternal love. Sigh.

So, over the past couple of days, a variety of photo agencies have been posting picture after picture of Nicolette Sheridan in a bikini, on vacation with Michael Bolton.

I haven’t been running them, because the only person more boring than Nicolette Sheridan is Michael Bolton, but then some eagle-eyed blogger spotted a nip slip in one of those pics, and now I care.

Because celeb nipple is awesome.

Uncensored pics of Nicolette Sheridan’s nipple are after the jump.

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