Hi all. Beet here. I changed our commenting software to Haloscan last night, and this should make commenting much easier, especially for those of you who are not registered with Blogger. So quit lurking and say hello to us! We love your adoring praise, your blind, hateful criticism and, of course, your spam.

Email me at evilbeet@gmail.com if you are having problems using the new comments.

Kisses,
Evil Beet

Hi there.

I’ve been asked to write up a short intro to explain who I am and what exactly I think I’m doing here. What I’m doing here is easy, I is a writer. I’ve lurked in the shadows of the EvilBeet world for a long time, watching EvilB and EvilT frolic and play in the Evil meadow. Finally, one glorious day EvilBeet said to me “If you keep staring at us I’ll call the cops.” I explained to her how much I loved the site and she offered to let me join in. How could I pass up this offer? My only reservation was the fact that I am a JustoGuar and had to click off certain entries with a disgusted sigh at the non-believers.

Now, who am I? Well, I grew up predominately in Boca Raton, Florida, home of the mercilessly elderly (though we do in fact have fantastic delis). I have a mom and I used to watch My Two Dads and I don’t really want to hear any guff about Boca because I left there a decade ago with only my wits to support me. I enjoy rotini pasta. I’m qualified because I have no small amount of self loathing, indeed when I pass a mirror I generally get the feeling that something has gone drastically wrong. I hope I can entertain you despite my obvious flaws. Like a nymphomaniac’s support group you should stick with me just in case a HELL of a lot of fun breaks out.

Finally, if you’re one of those people I owe money to you can burn in hell.

Yours,
Spiteful Lars

The Beet is so, so excited to welcome a darling new boy to our little family. Spiteful Lars made his entrance to our world on November 13, 2006. Everyone is healthy and very happy. So far, he and Evil T are playing nicely together, and T is psyched to have a brother around the house. We are looking forward to many wonderful memories together.

Everyone please welcome Lars as he finds his footing in this mess we call a celeb gossip blog. Try to be nice (Justin Guarini fans, this means you). We’re psyched to have him on board, as we sorely need some testosterone around these parts. No, not those parts, perv.

Hi all! Quick note from management. First, thanks to everyone who comes by this site each day to check out what’s new and hot in celeb gossip. You guys rock!!!

Secondly, I’ve begun writing the celeb gossip blog for Film.com. It is an awesome site, with all sorts of cool info on movies, TV, DVD and celebs, written by some of the best bloggers in the blogosphere (tooting my own horn a bit, I suppose). Don’t worry — I’ll still be here writing on The Beet every day, but if you want more Evil Beet scoop with less Evil Beet swearing (or if your grandma does), be sure to check out Film.com.

Thanks!

- The Beet