Welp, today’s my birthday and, to retaliate, my body has decided to become violently ill once again.

And, no, it’s not because I was out getting all crazy to celebrate my birthday.

Rather, it appears to be a severe case of food poisoning.

Yay!!!!

I’m going to try to post some later in the day, but for now I just need to sleep and not be awake at all because being awake when you’re this sick is just plain scary. This year has just not been awesome so far, health-wise, and I’m sorry I keep taking days off because of it. But hopefully this is just a simple case of food poisoning that’ll be all better in a few hours.

And don’t forget, kids, Britney’s big TV comeback appearance is tonight! I had been considering that to be my birthday present from God, but now I’m pretty sure he just smote me instead.

I had a blast at the Conway & Whitman show on 97.1 last night. Everyone at the studio was so sweet and easy to talk to, and we had a great time. Hopefully I’ll be making a return visit!

If you want to hear the voice behind this blog, you can check out the interview here. The podcast is available on their website. The first six minutes or so aren’t me, but the rest of it is.

Hey kiddos,

So I’m taking a break for the rest of the day to drive back to SoCal, where I’ll make a pit stop in San Diego to bother my genius PhD-student little sister during her finals (and she hates when I talk about her on this blog, so I’ll be sure to give you guys a comprehensive update on how she’s doing), and then it’s off to LA, where I’ll be hitting up the Conway & Whitman show on 97.1 to blab for an hour about whatever it is I do. I’ll be on from 10-11 pm PST on Thursday night, so be sure to tune in. If you’re not in LA, you can listen on their website.

I’ll check back in with you guys tonight!

xoxo
Beet

So I’m headed out tonight to the fabulous Sundance Film Festival, where I hope to enjoy the snow, do a TON of celeb-spotting and report back to you guys with fascinating stories and pictures of me for you guys to make fun of.

I’ll try to check in tonight, but, if not, I’ll definitely be posting tomorrow.

xoxo,
Beet

Seriously.

I’m at the MGM Grand right now, heading out to JET. If you told me this morning that I would end the day in Vegas, I would have informed you of your generally weak grasp on reality.

And, yet, here I am. In Las Vegas. On a Monday night.

Life is weird like that. Weird and wonderful.

Posting will resume when it resumes. When it does resume, feel free to poke fun at my spelling and grammar. You guys know how much fun it is when I blog after I get back from the bars.

Love you guys tons.

xoxo,
Beet

2007 was an AMAZING year for Evil Beet, and we just know that 2008 is going to be even better!!!

Thank you so much for your loyal readership — yes, even those of you who just come here to look at celebrity vagina — you guys mean the world to us, and we certainly hope and plan to be here to provide you celebrity gossip with an evil twist in the year to come.

For more pics from our NYE celebration, check out the Evil Beet Photo Gallery.

Have fun tonight, kids, and please be safe. Don’t pull a Mischa. Remember that a taxi costs a hell of a lot less than a DUI.

If you still don’t have your plans nailed down, and you’re in the LA area, come party with me at Republic in Hollywood!!!

There will be all sorts of celebs there — including Adam Sandler and Ludacris — which is nice, but I just got word that Melrose from America’s Next Top Model will be there, and that got me excited. I think Melrose and I are going to be BFF.

Ticket presales are available until 6 pm today. And VIP ticket = open bar!!!!!

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!!!

xoxo,
Beet

I’m pretty crazy today trying to get everything ready to go home for the holidays tonight, so posting will resume on Monday.

I hope you’re all having a fabulous time with your families and loved ones, and I certainly hope you all got your shopping done already, because I tried to go to the mall yesterday, and, after 15 minutes of driving around, still hadn’t found a parking spot. I just turned around and left. Everyone’s getting an Amazon gift certificate.

Lots of love to all you readers. Have a happy and safe holiday.

xoxo,
Beet