Not that we didn’t already know, but, for the record, Mel Gibson’s rep has finally confirmed that his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is, in fact, guaranteed a bunch of his money pregnant with his demon spawn.

In fact, Mel shared the news with his friend Jay Leno during a recent Tonight Show taping for an episode that will air this week — Leno’s last episode as the host of the show. What a fantastic goodbye gift: Another Gibson kid on the loose. The Malibu rehabs are already planning the new wing they’ll be able to build.

“I guess I’m ‘Octo-Mel,’” quipped Gibson, who has seven kids with his estranged wife.

Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha. You’re so funny, Mel. And by “funny” I of course mean “bigoted.”

We heard rumors awhile back that Mel Gibson’s new girlfriend may be pregnant with his demon spawn, and now TMZ has stepped in to confirm them.

They say Oksana Grigorieva is in her second trimester, and Mel has already told his wife and existing kids about the pregnancy.

A song lyric comes to mind here. It goes something like this: “Eighteen years, eighteen years, she got one of your kids, got you for eighteen years.”

Just saying, Mel.

Ewwwwwww ew and ewwwwwww!

Total scumbag!!!

Just weeks after Mel Gibson’s wife filed for divorce because he’s a cheating asshole loser, he showed up at the LA premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine with his new penis clamp, Oksana Grigorieva, who may or may not be pregnant with his child.

It kind looks like someone pulled a Wolverine on this woman’s face.

I take some comfort in the knowledge that his Robyn is going to walk away from this nonsense with a cool $450 mil. I can only hope she uses a portion of that to put a hit out on her douchebag ex-husband.

More proof has emerged that Robyn Gibson will deserve every penny of the $450 million she is expected to get in her divorce from actor Mel Gibson. When she finally filed for a divorce a few months ago, I don’t think I was alone in thinking that it was probably due to… oh, I don’t know… his insanity, his drinking problem, his philandering, or his anti-semitism, just to name a few lofty character traits.

As it turns out, she endured all that crap only to have a not-so-immaculate conception shoved in her face.

It’s being reported that the final insult which caused Robyn to pull the trigger on her divorce to Mel came when Russian T & A show Oksana Grigorieava began blabbing around town that she was pregnant with Mel’s child, and mad Mel actually moved the model into one a home that belongs to both him and his wife.

I’m not sure what he thought would happen. Maybe he was just tired of the whole Catholicism thing and thought he’d try a new religion– one where his many wives could all move into a  compound together and don smashing high-necked ruffly dresses and poofy prarie beehives while popping out child after child of the Gibson brood.

Or maybe he’s just a giant douche.

This is really just an extension of this post but tits and ass always deserve their own post. Sometimes my subtle humor is lost on the masses so let me clarify:  I don’t really believe that Mel is schtupping the middle-age beauty seen here.

I do believe the claims of twenty-four year-old Russian pop star Oksana Pochepa who says that she’s the one that has stolen Mel’s heart.  She told The Sun, “This is serious and I hope that our union will be real and strong and long-lasting.”  Yes, sweetie, I’m sure Mel is totally in it for the long haul with you.

Oh, and Oksana, you know he owns orange crocs…right?

I don’t want to hear any more about how the paparazzi are so reviled.  Believe me when I tell you this:  celebrities use the media to send messages, further agendas and curry public favor all the time.

One day after his divorce announcement, Mel Gibson was seen on a Costa Rican beach (pictures here) with a “mysterious blond.”  Why are these mistress blonds always called “mysterious?”  The only mystery to me is how any self-respecting woman could fuck a guy who owns orange crocs.

Anyway, here is the happy couple (?) frolicking and scampering on the shore and trust me, Mel Gibson didn’t win an Academy Award for directing by accident.  He clearly means for this scene to appear the way it does-he isn’t concerned at all, he’s feeling carefree, and his new friend is totally worth a half-billion dollars.

The Gibson fortune? Is estimated at $900M. When the couple met in the ’70s, she was a dental assistant and he was an unknown actor. They most certainly have no pre-nup. They share a $26-million Costa Rican pad, a $15-million island in Fiji, a $42-million church Mel is building in Malibu and the $12-million Malibu home they purchased from David Duchovny and Tea Leoni. The Gibsons also own second home in Malibu that they bought for $1.9 million and a 9-acre piece of property in L.A. valued at $3.5 million.

Robyn is expected to get 50% in the divorce, as per California law. “She’ll probably get $450 million,” says a California judge. This number is staggering, even by Hollywood standards. It’s nearly half a billion dollars. Michael Jordan’s ex-wife Juanita received $168 million and Neil Diamond’s ex, Marcia, was awarded $150 million. Steven Spielberg’s first wife, actress Amy Irving, walked with $100 million.

And let me tell you, this woman has earned it. Can you imagine being married to an alcoholic, homophobic anti-Semite who thinks he’s God’s gift for 28 years? Raising children with him? Sheesh. You take that money and have some fun, girl. Don’t look back.

Also, can we go ahead and get Prop 8 overturned in a hurry so that I can marry her? I’m 27 years old now, for chrissake. I’m ready to stop working and start buying islands. I’d be good at it, I think. I want one with elephants on it. Kthxbai.