It’s a weird picture of Mel Gibson, but it’s not every day that you get to see a jackass on a horse.

In Touch has an article in their print edition — and a huge thanks to our friends at Celebitchy for reading it and sparing the general public the pain — that shares all the details of Mel Gibson’s “generosity” towards Oksana Grigorieva AKA the woman carrying his spawn.  In addition to diamonds and a car and a promise of a nanny, he pays her a $10,000 for a monthly allowance.  And you know what I say to that?  Big deal.  I mean, this chick is going to have to put up with Mel Gibson in some capacity for at least the next 18 years.  $10K can’t buy enough tranqs to make that pain go away.

Granted, Oksana has her own career and doesn’t need Mel’s millions.  She’s obviously with him for his great personality.  You know, right after I wrote that her music didn’t completely sound like dying cats she friend requested me on Facebook.  When I saw the request I was thinking, “Why does that name sound familiar?”  After a minute I figured it out and accepted.  And was so tempted to write on her wall, “Sugartits!  Thanks for the add!”

Mel Gibson’s girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, mostly known for getting knocked up by famous leading men, is actually quite a musical talent.  She’s a classically trained pianist and is releasing an album titled Beautiful Heartbreak.

Oksana defines the song “Say My Name” (no relation to Destiny’s Child), a tune she co-wrote with Mel Gibson, as “naked, intimate, raw emotion, little more than piano and voice as if it is a cry from the soul.”  You can hear it here.

And, I don’t know.  All the bloggers are comparing the song to the sounds of dying cats and nails on a chalkboard and Scarlett Johansson.  What do you think?  I actually didn’t think it was that horrible.

Not that we didn’t already know, but, for the record, Mel Gibson’s rep has finally confirmed that his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is, in fact, guaranteed a bunch of his money pregnant with his demon spawn.

In fact, Mel shared the news with his friend Jay Leno during a recent Tonight Show taping for an episode that will air this week — Leno’s last episode as the host of the show. What a fantastic goodbye gift: Another Gibson kid on the loose. The Malibu rehabs are already planning the new wing they’ll be able to build.

“I guess I’m ‘Octo-Mel,’” quipped Gibson, who has seven kids with his estranged wife.

Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha. You’re so funny, Mel. And by “funny” I of course mean “bigoted.”

We heard rumors awhile back that Mel Gibson’s new girlfriend may be pregnant with his demon spawn, and now TMZ has stepped in to confirm them.

They say Oksana Grigorieva is in her second trimester, and Mel has already told his wife and existing kids about the pregnancy.

A song lyric comes to mind here. It goes something like this: “Eighteen years, eighteen years, she got one of your kids, got you for eighteen years.”

Just saying, Mel.

Ewwwwwww ew and ewwwwwww!

Total scumbag!!!

Just weeks after Mel Gibson’s wife filed for divorce because he’s a cheating asshole loser, he showed up at the LA premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine with his new penis clamp, Oksana Grigorieva, who may or may not be pregnant with his child.

It kind looks like someone pulled a Wolverine on this woman’s face.

I take some comfort in the knowledge that his Robyn is going to walk away from this nonsense with a cool $450 mil. I can only hope she uses a portion of that to put a hit out on her douchebag ex-husband.

More proof has emerged that Robyn Gibson will deserve every penny of the $450 million she is expected to get in her divorce from actor Mel Gibson. When she finally filed for a divorce a few months ago, I don’t think I was alone in thinking that it was probably due to… oh, I don’t know… his insanity, his drinking problem, his philandering, or his anti-semitism, just to name a few lofty character traits.

As it turns out, she endured all that crap only to have a not-so-immaculate conception shoved in her face.

It’s being reported that the final insult which caused Robyn to pull the trigger on her divorce to Mel came when Russian T & A show Oksana Grigorieava began blabbing around town that she was pregnant with Mel’s child, and mad Mel actually moved the model into one a home that belongs to both him and his wife.

I’m not sure what he thought would happen. Maybe he was just tired of the whole Catholicism thing and thought he’d try a new religion– one where his many wives could all move into a  compound together and don smashing high-necked ruffly dresses and poofy prarie beehives while popping out child after child of the Gibson brood.

Or maybe he’s just a giant douche.

This is really just an extension of this post but tits and ass always deserve their own post. Sometimes my subtle humor is lost on the masses so let me clarify:  I don’t really believe that Mel is schtupping the middle-age beauty seen here.

I do believe the claims of twenty-four year-old Russian pop star Oksana Pochepa who says that she’s the one that has stolen Mel’s heart.  She told The Sun, “This is serious and I hope that our union will be real and strong and long-lasting.”  Yes, sweetie, I’m sure Mel is totally in it for the long haul with you.

Oh, and Oksana, you know he owns orange crocs…right?