Paris appeared at the Venice Film Festival this weekend with her on-again boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt.  Doug was looking very two-dimensional and was airbrushed within an inch of his life.

There were a few other notables there, but I’m willing to bet attendance was down at this year’s festival.  Damn economy.  I’m really, really hoping Eva Mendes hasn’t fallen off the wagon since her rehab stint, but ahhh … well, you can judge for yourself.  Mel Brown was looking very pink and Matt Damon was looking very goofy.  Nicolas Cage — don’t you love it when people get all familiar with him and refer to him as “Nick?” — and a very androgynous looking Tilda Swinton were there as well.

Mel B, or Steroid  Scary Spice attended US Weekly’s Hot Bodies Pool Party in Vegas this weekend, showing off her really, really muscular body.  Her abs are almost enough to make me take up dancing.

At the party, she spent most of her time inciting jealousy in celebrity bloggers everywhere and making out with her husband. 

At a promotional event for her new workout video, Totally Fit, in NYC.

Hopefully she’ll do well on Dancing with the Stars.

Because I don’t see great things for this Spice Girls comeback after the first single was released.

“Well, the Spice Girls were like routines for 6-year-olds. Everyone can do it!”

Spice Girl Mel B, when Ellen Degeneres asked her if her Spice Girls dance experience helped her prep for Dancing with the Stars.