There’s a story that’s been out for a couple of weeks about a kid that tried to give Megan Fox a rose at the London Transformers premiere and she ignored him.  This is the picture that was captured and the kid’s face really tells the story.  That photographer needs a raise.

The public outcry over the Heartbroken Rose Kid forced Fox to respond.  According to her, she was completely unaware of his presence and didn’t intentionally snub him.

Kodak, being the enterprising little fools that they are, got involved and offered a $5,000 reward to the person who could track this boy down so that he could be reunited with Fox and properly present her with a package of Valtrex rose.  The kid was located — his name is Harvii — and he was flown from London to New York yesterday to appear on The Today Show this morning with Megan Fox and gift her with this completely overexposed rose.

Well, Michael Jackson had the unmitigated gall to die last night, thus bumping this story off The Today Show.  Harvii was put back on a plane today and is on his way home.

This.  Poor.  Child.  Oprah needs to get involved and buy this kid a car or something.

The new Transformers‘ movie had the largest Wednesday opening — it played at 12:01 a.m. — of all time and the third largest opening of all midnight premiere movies.  The hot summer blockbuster that’s getting simply horrible reviews pulled down $16M.

Today I was reading sites dedicated to stupid Megan Fox quotes, and believe me…there are a lot of them (sites and quotes), and came across an extensive collection that Jezebel compiled.  Last fall, Fox said, “I’ve done one movie. And it’s not a movie I want to stand on as far as acting ability goes. I mean, I’m not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I’m not Meryl Streep.”  I guess what I want to know is this:  Did anyone see this movie yet, and is she any better than the first Transformers?  Also, if anyone has a general movie review to offer, I’d be interested.  I’ve heard everything from “does live up to the hype, ” to “a horrible experience of unbearable length.”

I’m not giving up on this Abolish Shredded Jeans and Legging campaign until they fade quietly into obscurity and rest alongside acid wash anything and shoulder pads.  And while we are judging Megan Fox solely on her appearance, what do you think of those boots.  Purty, huh?

Photo by INFDaily.com

In a recent interview with Britain’s GQ magazine, Fox waxed poetic about past periods of wightloss and weight gain: 

“Really my only job is to look attractive. I was so angry about that, that I went in the opposite direction. I turned into a really butch bull dyke for, like, six months… Then I went in the other direction. From being a giant motorcycle-riding lesbian, I turned into a zombie. I lost, like, 30 pounds.”

Soooooooo……Can we un-famous her yet?

And yes, the tattoo on her shoulder reads “We will all laugh at guilded butterflies,” the alternative translation of which is “Brutal irony tattooed on an idiot’s shoulder.” Only she could dumb down Shakespeare.

“I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. “I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”

Megan Fox explaining to Esquire why she would never have sex with herself.

I’ll take “Needs Therapy” for four-hundred, Alex.

“I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson — who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’  I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do. And part of it is my own fault.  I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores.  It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.”

Megan Fox explaining how her sex appeal overshadows her intelligence to Esquire, June issue.

Megan Fox had been rumored to be in the running to play Wonder Woman in an upcoming Joss Whedon adaptation. She has however, firmly put those rumors to rest by calling the ass-kicking Amazon and feminist action icon “lame.”

Director Joss Whedon is rumoured to be putting together a cast for an upcoming big screen outing for the superhero siren, originally played by Lynda Carter in the 1970s TV show.

Fox is reportedly in the running to play the lead role, but the Transformer star is adamant she will not get involved with the comic book adaptation.

She tells British magazine FHM, “She’s lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she’s not invisible. I don’t get it.”

Until now, I had sort of tolerated Megan Fox and her unwarranted fame. Yes, she’s hot, but she’s been in ONE movie that people have seen– a movie with a horrible script whose plot had more giant, gaping holes than a Texas whorehouse and required about as much acting talent. Yet, somehow, she’s managed to become moderately famous.

She should be invisible, but she’s not. I don’t get it.