“My temper is ridiculously bad.  I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something, please leave.’  I’d never own a gun for that reason.  I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”

The always charming and stable Megan Fox in a Rolling Stones interview, talking about her on-again boyfriend Brian Austin Green and how she’d like to shoot him.

I’m VERY VERY jealous right now, because my good pal Laremy Legel over at our sister site Film.com is currently at the screening of Jennifer’s Body, and he failed to invite me. (His weak response after my freak-out today: “I didn’t invite you? I thought I did.” NO LAREMY YOU DID NOT.)

I am soooo excited for the Diablo Cody-penned flick that stars Megan Fox as a high-school cheerleader who kills boys and Amanda Seyfried (the eldest daughter on Big Love) as her BFF. And today Laremy sent me a link to the “red band” trailer, which I guess in filmophile speak is the trailer that is NOT suitable for all audiences. It’s even better than the previous trailers I’ve seen for this flick. It’s not embeddable, but you can watch it here. The screen-grab of a naked Megan Fox is above. Don’t say I never do anything nice for you guys.

“God, I really wish I could go loose on this one. He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all.”

- Loquacious sputum bag Megan Fox waxes poetic about Transformers director Michael Bay.

As part of her promotional duties for her upcoming film, Jennifer’s Body, in which she plays a hot, evil cheerleader who kills her male classmates, Megan Fox stars in this adorable PSA. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I don’t like horror flicks, but I’m excited for this movie. It feels like it’s going to be just campy enough to be wonderful.

Normally I don’t go for horror flicks, but I think I’ll have to catch the upcoming Megan Fox flick, Jennifer’s Body. Megan plays an evil lesbian cheerleader who kills boys. Amanda Seyfried is trying to stop her. Need I say more? Trailer above.

Michael Bay, better known as the director of The Transformers movies, has an interesting way of auditioning leading ladies.  Back when he was casting for the first film in the franchise, he had Megan Fox wash his Ferrari.  At his house.  And he filmed it.  And now has no idea where the tape is.  “Wash a Ferrari.”  Is that what they call sex tapes nowadays?

Anyway, regardless of the backseat of a Ferrari casting couch relationship between these two, Bay spoke out earlier this week about what an idiot he thinks Fox is.  In response to Megan’s public assertions that Bay relied too heavily on special effects for the Transformers movies, he said,  ”She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old, and she still has a lot of growing up to do.  You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, ‘Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want.’  Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in ‘Transformers.  I like to think that I’ve had some luck in building actors’ careers with my films.”

Remember the kid who tried to give Megan Fox a yellow rose at the London premiere of Transformers and was “snubbed?” Remember how Kodak uncovered the boy’s true identity, then offered to fly him to New York and arrange a meeting with Fox during her segment on the Today show in an odd and oblique attempt to market their products?

Earlier this week, Wendie reported that Harvey once again failed to deliver his token of affection when coverage of Michael Jackson’s death bumped the Fox segment on the Today show. But it turns out that Kodak had never made arrangements for him to meet Fox in the first place. According to the Today Show, “Harvey was never scheduled to appear and we don’t plan to have him on.”

A source tells Page Six,
“Kodak basically put this kid on a plane on the off-chance that he’d get to meet her. They never even confirmed with ‘Today.’ Now they’re offering him around for interviews. It’s exploitative and creepy.”

What the hell, Kodak?