Matthew McConaughey’s pregnant girlfriend, Camila Alves, shops for groceries at Ralphs in Malibu, CA.

Of course she is.

Babies are the hot new accessory for 2008.

Says Matty on his website:

“My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together. its 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far. we are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being a mother and a father, and [shepherding] him or her through this life…from moms and dads, to family, to community, it takes the best will and support from everyone to raise the healthiest children we have in society…wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution… thanks for bein fans of me and my work and now this new and miraculous chapter in my life, as me and Camila and our child do our best to just keep livin…

wow, McConaughey”

Of course he’s stoked. Babies are totally radical, dude!

So Owen Wilson was all set to do a cameo in the upcoming Ben Stiller flick, Tropic Thunder, but then the whole suicide attempt thing happened. Owen didn’t decide to go to rehab in the aftermath, but he did decide to drop out of the film.

His replacement?

Matthew McConaughey.

Not nearly as funny.

Surfing in Australia. And normally those ridiculous swim trunks would be a deal-breaker, but I’ll make an exception for you, Matty.

This woman looks strangely like Teri Hatcher. Taking a cue from Ryan Seacrest, are we, Matty?

[ICYDK has more of this charade]

There’s been plenty of gossip this summer regarding the apparent love triangle between Jake Gyllenhaal, Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong. The three have been photographed together almost as frequently as they’ve been photographed shirtless these past few months. With that Sheryl “The Beard” Crow out of the way, we all just assumed the man-love was running rampant. Now it appears there may be a less debaucherous explanation for their behavior: both Gyllenhaal and McConaughey were up for the role of Lance Armstrong in his upcoming biopic. Gyllenhaal won out, so brace yourself for Brokeback Mountain, but this time with more Spandex.