I’d like to play a little game with you. It’s called “Are the Paps Stupid or has Matthew McConaughey’s Face Melted?”

These photos were labeled by one of our photo services as “New dad to be Matthew McConaughey stays active in Malibu… as the sweaty actor leaves his gym.”

So, did the paps get this one right? Is that reeeeeally Matthew McConaughey, or just some sweaty, bandana-wearin’ bro who kind of looks like him and works out at the same gym?

And if it is him… what the hell happened to Matthew McConaughey?!?

Matthew McConaughey, son Levi and baby mama Camila Alves hit the beaches of Malibu yesterday, and it looks like all three of them kept their shirts on the whole time. What a disappointment. However, between Matthew, Camila, that adorable baby and the dogs, this has to be one of the most darling set of photos I’ve seen of a celebrity family all week.

Matthew McConaughey took to his blog yesterday to wish all seven of his readers a happy Father’s Day.

He also took the opportunity to announce that he and his fiancee Camila Alves are expecting a new addition to their brood.  He didn’t mention how far along she is — we can probably assume that she’s the standard three months along — but this baby will join their son Levi who is eleven months.

Congrats to the happy and extremely attractive family!

There is no better way to start a Friday than with a fierce dose of Bai Ling.  As she joins the ranks of Jessica Biel and Lindsay Lohan as a member of the “Remind Me Again Why You’re Famous” club, let’s enjoy the rest of the marginally famous people who attended last night’s 37th Annual AFI Lifetime Achievement Awards.

A couple observations I’d like to share:  1)  The years and white zinfandel have not been kind to Kathleen Turner.  2)  The years and pills have not been kind to Melanie Griffith. 3)  I think it’s really nice that Christopher Lloyd brought his granddaughter to this event.  Except that’s his date.  4)  I think Matthew McConaughey got some free samples of Sevin Nyne and used them.  All at once.  5)  Catherine Zeta-Jones is hot.  Period.  6)  My life goal remains unfulfilled — just once, I want to see Eric McCormack look genuinely happy and not look like he’s doing me a big flipping favor by appearing on the red carpet.  And still, I wait.

Last night was the Ghosts of Girlfriends Past world premiere.  The basic premise of the movie is that Matthew McConaughey’s character is visited from past girlfriends.  Sigh-did I really even need to tell you that?  And it makes me wonder how good a movie is when you can glean the Christmas Carol-like plot just from the title.

Anyway, in addition to McConaughey and his hot girlfriend Camila Alves appearing, his co-star Jennifer Garner was also there looking post-baby fab.

Michael Douglas and Anne Archer both have roles in this flick.  It’s nice to see those two together again without a bunny boiling in a pot close by.  It also appears that Michael’s transition to being Kirk Douglas is nearly complete at this point.  It’s amazing what happens once you decide to stop coloring your hair.  Five short years ago I thought Michael Douglas was kind of a hot older dude that I wouldn’t mind doing and now I just want him to make me some hot cocoa and tuck me in bed.  Like I said-what a difference.

WHAT A CUTIE!!!

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves wrapped little baby Levi up in a white blanket and a beanie and took him along to the MaliBLUE Art & Music Festival benefiting the Surfrider Foundation.

What a ridiculously adorably little family. I’m unspeakably jealous. I want this life. I also want the ginormous, gorgeous ring Camila’s sporting. I WANT THAT TOO.

Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey looked very much the happy couple at the grand opening of the Malibu Lumber Yard in (of course) Malibu.

Also there: The rarely seen Lacey Chabert (Claudia Salinger!!!), Mena Suvari (who’s ditched the shaved-head look in favor of some long extensions), Rick & Kathy Hilton, Garcelle Beauvais, Holly Robinson Peete, Kelly Carlson and Vanessa Minnillo (sans Nick!).