But this isn’t any ordinary speeding — Dillon was going a whopping 106 mph on a Vermont interstate in a rented 2009 Chevrolet Impala. Talk about a badass … I mean, if you’re gonna drive over 100 mph, you just gotta do it in a Chevy Impala.

It doesn’t appear he was under the influence or on his way to get a blow job, so he’ll probably get off with a slap on the wrist, although the law allows for him to be sentenced to up to three months in jail. He’s scheduled to appear in court on January 21.

Mariah Carey does Playboy. This is exactly what you wanted … in 1996. [DListed]

Matt Dillon doesn’t like Marilyn Manson because Manson once cut his pubes with scissors he’d borrowed from Dillon. It’s always something. [Agent Bedhead]

Mary-Kate isn’t anorexic, people, she’s blonde. [Celebslam]

Disney theme parks make their way into the gossip blogosphere for the first time since Lohan got trashed at Disneyland in July, with a series of Disney-themed ads featuring Beyonce, Scarlett and David Beckham. Lindsay is conspicuously absent, although she’s been photographed plenty coming to and from her own Wonderland. [popbytes]