Okay, fine, it was a sex scene she was shooting for Weeds. But still.
She smashed it on the bed frame on the set.
“How’s that for commitment?” quipped Parker.
Sorry, but, once again, it’s a slow news day, so this is the kind of shit you get reported.
Mary-Louise Parker narrowly avoids an upskirt in the audience of the Tony awards.
She looks fantastic, though.
And this is the first and last you’ll hear about the Tonys around here. Ah, live theater. As accessible as it is entertaining.
Well, she’s not anymore.
She’d been engaged to Jeffrey Dean Morgan — who appears on Weeds with her, but who you’ll remember as Denny Duquette from Grey’s Anatomy, although he’s starting to look like a Javier Bardem body double these days, IMHO — and the two decided to call it off recently, according to a source.
I prefer not to think to much about Ms. Parker, because she used to date Adam Duritz and is still all BFF with him, and I hate her for that, but this girl seems to be way unlucky in love. You’ll recall that in 2003 Billy Crudup dumped her ass while she was 7 months pregnant to run off with Claire Danes.
Eh, everybody just sucks.
Mary-Louise, who already has one kid with Billy Crudup (who pulled a Tom Brady and ditched her for Claire Danes before the kid was born — or would it be more accurate to say Tom Brady pulled a Billy Crudup? Or who cares?), was spotted around New York with her newest African accessory: a child!
The Weeds actress took the new purse human being to the doctor and then chatted away on her cell phone.
No word yet on the little girl’s name.
Yup, someone else has jumped on the Angelina bandwagon.
Emmy-nominated M-L P picked up a baby girl from the faraway land, and she was spotted with the new tot on her way to the big event this weekend. Her reps confirmed the adoption, but declined to provide any more info.
Okay, did anyone see the interview she did on the red carpet with Giuliana? What the hell was going on there? She was such an annoying bitch. Giuliana handled it really well, but still.
