Via Page Six:

IT was a “Full House” reunion at the Bowery Hotel’s Lobby Bar Wednesday night, when the Olsen twins, Ashley and Mary-Kate, rolled in with their TV dad, Bob Saget, and their “Uncle Jesse,” John Stamos, to drink and party till the wee hours. Ashley drank red wine and whined, “I’m hungry, I want bolognese” - until hotel staff brought her spaghetti bolognese, even though they said they had a strict policy against serving food to nonguests. Mary-Kate chatted up Stamos and watched her sis chow down.

OMG OMG OMG.

How amazing would it be if MK and John Stamos hooked up???

Sometimes I really feel like I’d sell my soul for such things to happen.

Ohhhhhh, this is a fun war!!!

The poster is boring but the video on their website?

Priceless!

You must watch!!

Also be sure to play the Dress Up the Trollsens game!!!

Thanks Sue!

Who doesn’t? From Page Six:

THE animal-loving freaks at PETA are training their hate-beams on the Olsen twins, whom they’ve dubbed “The Trollsen Twins.” PETA is furious they’ve “ignored pleas to stop wearing fur and using it in their fashion collection.” The group is unveiling a campaign against the “fur fiends” - Mary-Kate (”Hairy Kate”) and Ashley (”Trashley”) - with a tag line: “Fur Is Worn by Beautiful Animals and Ugly People.” The Trollsen Twins poster will be unveiled today at their Walk of Fame star in LA.

I’m sure PETA really appreciates being called “animal-loving freaks,” Page Six.

And, yes, we’ll have this poster for you guys as soon as we can get our grubby little hands on it. No one’s more excited for this than I am.

Mary-Kate Olsen was rushed to the ER with a kidney infection on Monday.

She’s recovering well and should be released in the next couple of days.

Don’t you get a kidney infection when you let a UTI go untreated? And don’t you usually get a UTI from too much unprotected sex? Or am I making this up? Commenters, weigh in!

Last week was very exciting for the scrumptious High School Musical star Zac Efron, as he turned 20 years old. More importantly however, it was a tough week for me and many other people. Since our starry eyed hunk is no longer a teenager he falls on the hotness scale from about a 8.75 to a measly 6. This SUCKS. Consider the Olsen twins, no one talks about how hot these identical twins are anymore. Why, you ask? It’s simple, once we all threw our countdown-to-legal calendars in the gutter, they lost out their excitement! It was no longer forbidden, it was smack-you-in-your-face LEGAL to fantasize about MK and A, and no one cared. Mr. Piece-of-ass-of-the-moment Efron held on as long as he could, and we commend him for this my friends, but time is no longer on his side. All we have to look forward to now are some incriminating photos of the boy-with-hair-so-soft-I-wanna-use-it-as-a-scarf turning 21 and drunkenly making out with some random girl (fingers crossed). On totally unrelated note, does anyone perchance happen to know where Zac might be spending his 21st birthday. I will reward you handsomely if any information leads to me being that drunken hook-up.

The Olsen twins … and Amy Winehouse?

Dear Lord.

Listen, people. If you live in London, stock up on cocaine. Demand is about to exceed supply.

Amy Winehouse showed up to support the Olsen twins as they launched their ultra-pricey new fashion line, The Row, in London.

She actually doesn’t suck at all. I kind of dig her in this.

The episode airs next week on Showtime.

MK, who was looking pretty damn adorable at the screening for Weeds a couple months ago, has totally relapsed in these latest shots from Hampton Social.

Look, MK, there’s no such thing as Wiccan chic. Give it up.

Also, what’s that red thing in her hand? It looks like some sort of press pass, but the writing looks Asian. Anyone know?