Mary-Kate Olsen is not toothless!

The tiny twin — who stars in the upcoming film The Wackness — showed up at the film’s screening and actually smiled!

We now officially have adult photos of both Olsen twins smiling.

I never thought the day would come.

By the way, MK makes out with her 64-year-old co-star, Ben Kingsley, in the film, a clip which I sincerely look forward to finding on YouTube soon. “She was completely in charge,” says Kingsley of the make-out sesh.

While her twin sister is busy porking Justin Bartha and looking fabulous on red carpets, Mary-Kate is busy … well … actually working.

Mary-Kate — who recently won over audiences with an extended guest spot on Weeds – just spent two days on the set of Samantha Who, where she plays — you guessed it! — a “self-destructive bad girl.”

“She showed up alone, ready to work, is great on set and is serious about the job,” says the show’s executive producer. “This is a girl who’s been in front of the camera almost literally her entire life. She’s smart, and she knows what she’s doing.”

You know, I have to admit I’m kind of rooting for Mary-Kate. It would be nice to see her make the transition into a respected adult actress.

Here are some fun candid photos that someone found on Photobucket of Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden smoking cigarettes and getting drunk (well, Nicole seems to be drinking water) at what is either a birthday party or some manner of party celebrating flannel as fashion. Because there is a lot of flannel in these shots. Seriously unless the invite specifically said “WEAR FLANNEL,” you’d think at some point these girls would look at themselves in photos and think, “God, we are such tools.”

Tons more photos after the jump.

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So, Mary-Kate Olsen and Leighton Meester chatted on the phone the night before the New Yorkers for Children charity ball, and Leighton was all like, “I bet I can look more ridiculous than you by putting my small, bra-less tits into a shapeless dress,” and Mary-Kate was all like, “I’ll take that bet, bitch.”

Who won?

You decide.

At a screening for 21.

Police say they have no plans to question Mary-Kate Olsen in the death of Heath Ledger.

“There’s absolutely no indication investigators were going to speak to Mary-Kate Olsen,” the police commissioner said at a news conference. “They determined that they had all the info needed from witnesses who were on scene: That’s the cleaning woman, the masseuse.”

I think this is going to end up to be an open-and-shut case, kids. Heath died of a drug overdose, plain and simple and so, so sad.

TMZ.com is reporting that the masseuse who found Heath made four calls to Mary-Kate Olsen before calling 911.

The total time elapsed between the first call and her actually calling someone who could help? Nine minutes.

What.
The.
Fuck.

WTF?? What is that? Nine minutes? Who the hell figures they’d better call someone else before emergency services? I mean that’s just kooky talk.

This just hammers home the point that I set out to prove when I filled in for the Beet this week: The Olsen twins are the devil.

I swear, I had like five people come up to me last night and ask if I knew where they could score some shit.

I guess I look like the kind of person who knows.

This worries me.

Anyway, folks, I have the answer now: Find Samantha Ronson. She’s in Park City. With Mary-Kate Olsen.

At Harry O’s on Main Street last night.