Funnyman Will Ferrell and Super Serious Actor Mark Wahlberg are in NYC right now filming The Other Guys, which also features The Rock, Eva Mendes and Samuel L. Jackson. I’m not sure what the chemistry between these two is going to be like, as they both come from completely separate worlds, but it’s a cast full of stars and it was written by Adam McKay, so I have faith that this flick could actually turn out to be pretty good.

Mark Wahlberg did the matrimonial deed with girlfriend Rhea Durham yesterday in Beverly Hills. As usual, the paps were there to annoy the wedding party and generally cause chaos outside the church. We reap the rewards of their tresspasses with these pics of the happy couple looking not so happy about all the photographers crashing the party.

I understand wanting to keep your wedding day private– something special for family and friends only. But they would have done better to just smile and pose for a few pics on the way out the door.

There’s a fine line between the intruding annoyances of fame and downright invasion of privacy. But celebrities always come out looking better when they handle that intrusion with grace instead of futilely resisting it. Just like anal sex, if you relax and accept it, it can be fun. But if you resist it, you’re probably going to hurt yourself.

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Mark was recently on Jimmy Kimmel show.  They showed a clip of Andy Sambergs snl skit of him. Marks response.  ”I’m going to find that kid and pop him in his big fu@*ing nose.”   He’s not kidding either.  That’s why I love him.   I have to say I like real badasses rather than these manufactured pus&$es that think they are tough.  If Mark says he will tear your head off and shit down your throat, he really will.  He’s a man of his word.  Hollywood needs more honest people like Mark.   If you see him on the street ask him to sign a autograph as “Marky Mark” and make sure your friend has a video camera.  I want to see the you tube video of him “popping you in your big fu#$ing nose”  That’s good television.

I know you gals love Mark Mark Wahlberg, so here you go.

Let it never be said that I’m not a giving sort of Evil writer.

PS – The shot is from Tokyo, where he’s opening his movie Shooter. You may remember this film from not planning on ever seeing it.