I’m feeling tired and devastatingly un-clever. So to warm up,  I’m just going to post some pictures of famous people looking like shit.

Here’s the Ronson family at the I “Heart” Ronson launch party “red carpet” (red carpet courtesy of JC Penney). I’m not sure, but I think the designer, Charlotte Ronson, might have a bit of a lazy eye.  I’m guessing the collection includes a lot of bold horizontal stripes that inexplicably trail off and slant down to the left when you’re talking to them.

As for Corey Kennedy (see slide show) the whole knee pads in your tights look is a new one on me. <insert dick-sucking joke here>

So Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson were supposed to be in the studio recording the theme track to the new James Bond flick, The Quantum of Solace (to quote Lisa Simpson: “I know those words …”), but it never quite happened.

Said Mark: “We tried to work for a little bit. I’m not sure she’s ready to work on music yet.” Hottie Mark also adds that the track will, quite frankly, probably never get made “unless by some miracle of science it gets recorded and someone sings a vocal on it.”

Um, well, yeah, Mark, that’s basically the miracle of science that results in the immaculate conception of all tracks. But I think what Mark’s saying is “There is no fucking way Amy is going to pull her shit together enough to actually record a song in the studio. Maybe if we, uh, built a small studio into the corner of a bar? That might work.”

Oh, Amy. Get it together, girl.

“Amy doesn’t get excited about anything. She was never once excited while in the studio. And today she is just like, ‘Yeah, Ronnie, chops, we got Grammy nominations.’ That’s her. But she is happy and psyched.”

Mark Ronson talks about Amy Winehouse’s reaction to her six Grammy nods.

I don’t have any dirt on him (well, he’s Samantha Ronson’s brother, isn’t that dirt enough?), but while I’m busy obsessing over everything his sisters do, some of you mentioned you were big fans of Mark.

And he actually managed to show up at an event just last night, so here ya go!

I guess he’s kinda cute. He has the whole broody thing going on.

At the Launch of the Blackjack II event in LA.

Update: Someone saw this post and sent along his video for “Oh My God” featuring Lily Allen. Pretty cool!