How many layers of industrial strength Spanx do you think Mariah Carey was wearing to be able to stuff herself into this dress last night at The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas? She is a human knockwurst.
Incidentally, hands on hips with elbows jutted out goes by the scientific term of Backus Fat Avoidanceous Pose. Evil Beet Gossip doesn’t just entertain but educates too. More examples of Mariah throughout the evening below:
This is what Mrs. Nick Cannon chose to wear to TRL on Tuesday.
What’s the verdict, kids?
“It’s the best thing that ever happened to me.”
Nick Cannon, on his marriage to Mariah Carey, at Christian Audigier The Nightclub (really???) opening in Las Vegas.
Mostly I’m interested in the fact that Christian Audigier opened an eponymous nightclub in Las Vegas. It’s in Treasure Island. You guys, I think we need Evil Beet The Nightclub. I’m officially looking for financing.
Okay, I have to admit, when I saw the original clip released of this video, I was not impressed. But now that I’ve seen the whole thing, I actually kind of like it. It’s not, like, deep or anything, but, come on, this is Mariah Carey here. It’s fun and playful and cute, and I think I might sorta dig it.
We’ve come a long way from the “Fantasy” days, Mariah.
A long way down.
The only redeeming quality about this video is that the guy from 30 Rock is in it.
Mariah Carey was spotted feeding her puppy some hamburger after dining at Le Select restaurant in St Barthelemy.
Back to Britney.
Image via Splash
Mariah Carey will be making an appearance at Macy’s in Glendale, CA tomorrow. Fresh from my inbox:
Mariah is going to be launching her fragrance, M by Mariah Carey, on the West Coast! She will be at Macy’s at the Glendale Galleria on Tuesday, November 20th at 7 pm. Fans will have the exclusive opportunity to meet Mariah and receive an autograph with the purchase of a special edition fragrance package for $90.50. This gorgeous fragrance package will include a 3.3 oz. EDP parfum spray, a 6.8 oz body lotion and a luxurious parfum replica complete with an elegant dabber.
Come out and see your favorite superstar!!
Store location and opening hours:
Macy’s Glendale Galleria
2100 Colorado Blvd.
Glendale, CA 91210
818-240-8411
From R&M:
Mariah Carey, drinking deeply at VH1’s Music Cares event, invaded the ladies’ room with two burly bodyguards. Two women already there say her security tried to evict them, but they refused to leave. Says one: “One of the bodyguards said to us, ‘If you’re going to stay, you better not watch Mariah pee.’  ”
What the fuck? Was she using a urinal? Was she going to pee in the sink? Or was she seriously worried that these women were going to get down on the floor and stick their heads under the door of her stall for a brief yet beautiful glimpse of Mariah Carey urinating?
