Why do I hate Mandy Moore so much?

Oh, I don’t know.

Maybe because when her fashion line, Mblem, shut its doors this week, this was her statement:

“I love the fashion world. I’m fascinated by it. I’m humbled by it. If I were to dip my toe back in there, it would have to be the right situation… a great partnership that could represent a true reflection of me and my ideas and, you know, that wasn’t happening. So next go round, that needs to be top of the list.”

It’s the way she talks.

It’s so douche-y. So holier-than-thou. I dunno. Everything about her annoys me so much.

So, ya know, I’m happy that her clothing line is over, but annoyed to hear that she’s working on a new album of a California ’70s-inspired pop.

I hope it fails!

Of course they broke up again.  Travis Barker and Shana Moakler need to take note.  Because even if you skid off a runway and have critical burns and almost die, it doesn’t make you any more compatible with an ex.  I don’t know why people think near death experiences are a sign from God to go recommit the same mistakes.  Like He sits up there saying “I’m giving you this second chance at life so you can fail, yet again, at the same relationship.”

I am happy to report that DJ AM is now dating some American Apparel model chick which hopefully will thwart any future reconciliation attempts with that other one.

Yes, this is Mandy Moore from seven years ago, but I can’t pass by an opportunity when I see the two most irritating women in Hollywood in the same picture.  I’m not that strong.

We’ve heard lots of rumors recently that DJ AM and Mandy Moore have reignited their romance, and the two were spotted together this weekend, when Mandy Moore hosted at PURE and AM was the DJ. I wonder if he flew there … either way, it’s good to see he’s back on his game.

Mandy, on the other hand, still just annoys me. And I still don’t know why. Doesn’t she just look annoying? Like the kind of girl who mentions to the teacher that the clock’s running ten minutes fast, and it’s not time to let us out yet. And you just wanna smack her. I also hate her outfit and her shoes here.

Also there: Jeremy Jackson, who … uh … has seen better days.

There’s nothing like a near-fatal plane wreck to remind you of what’s really important: having sex with Mandy Moore.

DJ AM has reportedly rekindled the flame with Mandy, who was by his side after the accident.

“It’s back on,” says a source close to AM. “Since the accident, it’s blossomed into something again. Mandy said, ‘I like this guy a lot and I want to see where it can go again. Life is too short to not be with someone you really care about.’”

The twosome were spotted out and about at an event in Bev Hills last week. “He was holding her hand, and they were rubbing each other’s backs,” says a spy.

Aw, I actually don’t hate this pairing. Normally I hate everything about Mandy Moore, but if she can help Adam get through this horrible time, then I’ll cheer her on.

Photogs caught Mandy Moore leaving the Doctors Hospital in Augusta, Georgia, where she’s visiting her former flame, Adam Goldstein (aka DJ AM).

Aw, what a sweetheart. My hatred for Mandy has been lifted, but just for today. I reserve the right to reclaim it whenever I see fit.

Mandy Moore rocks out at the Gimme Shelter Benefit Concert in Los Angeles.

Why don’t I like her?

I know you guys looooove her; you make that clear every time I talk shit about her.

She just bothers me.

Okay, it’s still not weirder than Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen, but still .. weird.

ODD couple of the week: Mandy Moore, 27, and Matthew Perry, 38. Page Six spies were astounded last week when they saw the two on a date at Amici Trattoria in Beverly Hills. One source said, “He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time.” Reps for Moore and Perry didn’t return our calls or e-mails.

Apparently we have a lot of Mandy Moore fans around here, so hopefully you all dig this story.

Also, Page Six is wrong here. Mandy’s 23, not 27.