Jesus Gets the Axe
Sunday, March 22nd, 2009
Madonna, wearing her front lawn and grabbing Rihanna's ass, cuz that's how she rolls.
Madonna has reportedly called it quits with Brazillian model and sometimes boyfriend Jesus Luz. Apparently she’d been considereing ending the fling for some time because she was afraid it might affect her chances of adopting another child from Malawi to be a little brother or sister for her son David.
Photos that surfaced of Jesus nailing a lingerie model put the proverbial nail in the wrists and feet.
Do you realize that the English translation of that guy’s name is “Jesus Light”? And that she dated a guy whose name is about as close as you can get phonetically to naming someone “God” without actually naming them “God”? Obsessed much?
I’m starting a betting pool where you can wager on the name of her next lover. Your choices are:
1. Joseph
2. Gud
3. Andchild




















