Madonna’s new album has an official title: Hard Candy, which is totally a ripoff of that Counting Crows album, IMHO.
The album’s release date is set for April 29, with the first single, “Four Minutes to Save the World,” being released at the end of March.
After decades of toiling in near-obscurity, a little-known musician by the name of “Madonna” will be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame on March 10.
Her induction will be announced by an equally unnoted artist, one Justin Timberlake.
Other inductees include Leonard Cohen, John Mellencamp, The Dave Clark Five, The Ventures and Little Walter.
Okay, so I’ve heard of John Mellencamp, and I know Leonard Cohen is that guy from that REM song, but I’ve never heard of any of the others. And “Little Walter” just sounds like the name that some old dude living in a trailer park in Montana gave to his penis.
And is Madonna even a rock musician?
Perez may be nice enough to pull this out of respect for Madge.
I am proud to say that I am fully respect-free.
Timbaland leaked this.
Madonna’s mad.
I’m thrilled.
Enjoy.
She’s calling it Licorice, and it will reportedly feature duets with Justin Timberlake, Timbaland and Kanye West.
Two of the tracks — “Candy Shop” and “The Beat Goes On” — have already been leaked online and aired on Sirius radio, and are reportedly already being played in the clubs.
Guy Ritchie and Madonna hit up the premiere of “Revolver” in NYC.
Also there: Sarah Jessica Parker.
Madonna’s first-born celebrated her 11th birthday on Sunday by spending the day getting pampered at a Santa Monica spa with her mom.
Lourdes is turning into quite the cutie. Can’t wait for her to hit the club scene!
The material mom takes in Celia, an off-Broadway show, on Tuesday night in NYC.
What did Madge think of the show?
“It was okay,” she said. “Not quite pink enough. But thankfully, I come prepared for such a situation.”
When Her Madgesty touched down in Malawi today, along with 18-month-old David Banda, whom she adopted from the country, and daughter Lourdes, it set off rumors of another adoption. Not true, says Madonna’s camp. Her publicist stated that she was in the area “overseeing the building of a children’s health-care center. She is absolutely not adopting another baby.” Other sources indicate that Madonna is there to film a documentary about Malawi. While no itinerary has been released, Madonna spent her first day in the country touring the village of Gumulira.
