Madonna Eats!
Thursday, October 1st, 2009Madonna went all Oprah on us and returned to The Late Show with David Letterman last night to mend old, broken fences with Dave-O.
Whenever Madonna is on a talk-show, every thing she says, every little joke, sounds so rehearsed. Letterman’s guests are briefed ahead of time on the topics that will be discussed; this is nothing new. Madonna throws out her “passive-aggressive funny quip” followed by a eyebrow raise and pointed look to the audience. I think it just proves what a bad actress Madonna is.
You know what’s really good about Madonna, though? Her body. She’s like some totally fit, macrobiotic nun. And last night, Sister Vegan went to a New York City pizzeria for the first time. Yes, folks. We are supposed to believe that Madonna, who came to NYC as a starving dancer when she was 19 years old, has never eaten a piece of pizza in the city. Whatever, Madge.
According to reports, Madonna had a 27-calorie bite of cheeseless pizza and spent the rest of the night strapped to a Pilates machine.











































