Hot Granny
Saturday, October 18th, 2008According to a new article in The Daily Mail, Guy Ritchie told Madonna that she “looked like a Granny” when onstage surrounded by her young backup dancers. I want to know what kind of family Guy Ritchie has. Because my granny had no muscle tone, peed the couch and wore a housecoat so I’m not getting the comparison.
Guy’s father spoke to the press about Madonna. “She is being beastly. She is saying, ‘Did you ever love me?’ It goes back to a time when she fell off her horse and she’s blaming him for that. She’s calling him an emotional retard. When he’s being bashed by her it’s horrid.”
I don’t really care why they are divorcing. What I do want to know is how soon after Guy and Mads called it quits did he come out of the closet and openly eat a steak or some other formerly prohibited, non-macrobiotic friendly meal? I’m thinking within the day. Eight years of not being allowed to eat cheese should qualify as spousal abuse and ensure a healthy alimony settlement.

















































