Oh, what’s that? She always looks like that? Huh. Well, I guess she has to be better than Paris Hilton at something, right? The Other Heiress hosted a Halloween shindig at 1OAK, and no one famous showed up who wasn’t related to her, but that didn’t stop little ol’ Lydia from posing up a storm in her series of costumes. Honestly, I don’t even know what these costumes are. The first one? Might be some sort of journalist. Ah ha ha ha! Oh, Lydia. Look at you! Making fun of those paparazzi who soullessly hound you after you have your people call in tips. All that horrid attention that you in no way beg for. Oh, what a sense of humor you have, young lady! And the second one? WTF? Is that a wood nymph? Oh, God, that’s totally what I should have been. “I’m a wood nymph, yo. Get it? I’m a total nymph, and I give you wood. GET IT???”

As a result of the article titled “Blood Dispute” in the October 24th issue of Page Six, I am compelled to resign from my position as Freelance Journalist for Page Six Magazine.

I did not, and would not, write such an article as the one to appear as my Page Six magazine column in this Sunday’s Post.

To avoid hard feelings and break clean, I expect you to put my resignation, and my reason for it, in Page Six (newspaper) at the same time to coincide with the Sunday magazine column.

I can no longer continue my association as a journalist.

Regretfully,

Lydia Hearst

Heiress (and now-former columnist) Lydia Hearst, in her resignation letter. Hearst is referencing an item from her column last week (which I quoted on this site) in which she blasts her company’s partying policies. Hearst claims she wrote no such thing.

“Hearst Corporation, which my family owns, continues to host parties even as it folds magazines like CosmoGirl. It seems excessive … At least Hearst recently cancelled the company Christmas bash. It’s time to work through this crisis, not party through it.”

Renowned business guru Lydia Hearst, in her Sunday column in Page Six magazine.

Lydia Hearst — the socialite, the heiress, the malnourished — took to the catwalk to walk for Mark Bouwer’s spring collection this week, and, you gotta admit, this girl knows how to give face. It’s not that Lydia hasn’t been around forever — she has — but she’s always been kind of eclipsed by Paris Hilton. But Paris is lying low these days, as are so many of our former tabloid favorites, and it’s interesting to watch this new group of girls jostling for position as we prepare to elect a new homecoming court in the gossip world.

Thanks to Lindsay and Samantha (with an assist by Tila and Courtenay), being gay is like the hottest new accessory for women this season. Lesbianism is the new small dog.

Enter Z-listers Aubrey O’Day and Lydia Hearst, sucking face outside Butter in NYC last night.

I’m sure this is totally true love. But I’d know for sure if they’d write it on their T-shirts.

First she dated Cisco Adler, then she dyed her hair blond, and now — as Paris is trekking the world hawking those Samantha Thavasa bags — the publishing heiress has signed on to rep Puma’s bags.

What’s next, Lydia? A jail stay?

The perpetually redheaded model/socialite/Cisco Adler bedmate was ready for a change of pace, I guess.

This actually doesn’t look bad, but I think she’s hotter as a redhead.