“Luke and I are engaged and we’ll get married when I want to. But he isn’t even 21 yet, so he can’t drink in America, so what’s the point in getting married until he can?”

– Kelly Osbourne, on how she’s decided to postpone her nuptials until her fiance, Luke Worrall is old enough to drink in the US. He’s currently 19.

While it would be lovely to sip a glass of champagne on your wedding night with your new husband, shouldn’t the rehabbed daughter of Ozzy be less worried about being able to get legally trashed with her husband at their wedding and more worried about settling in to a life-long relationship with someone who’s still a teenager?

This is the third event I’ve seen these two canoodling at, so I’m gonna go ahead and assume there’s something going on there.

This is Luke Worrall, who’s apparently an up-and-coming model on the London scene, and possibly also up-and-coming on the Kelly Osbourne scene. And by “scene” I of course mean “vagina.”