Just like that Stanford / USC “upset” I predicted this weekend, I’m gonna go ahead and call this one: Liv Tyler is pregnant.

She’s wearing loose clothes and holding things in front of her stomach to try to cover it up, but there’s no denying that bump. If it were me, you could speculate that a bump like that might be filled with beer and tacos. But this is Liv Tyler we’re talking about here, so in spite of what her rep might say, that bump (that is getting progressively larger) is definitely filled with fetus.

The mystery is, who’s the father? She’s been linked to a UFO (Unidentified Father of Offspring) since earlier this year.

Check out these pictures that INFphoto captured!

Liv Tyler was out on the streets of Los Angeles yesterday when she saw an older woman yelling at a crying toddler.  Maybe because she has been in a superhero movie (Incredible Hulk — was he a superhero?) she thought she needed to save the day. 

After approaching the child to make sure she was okay, the screaming woman told Liv to mind her business. 

Tyler returned to her car to call 911.  Can you imagine how that phone call went? 

911:  “911.  What is your emergency?”

Liv:  “Yes, I’m in Los Angeles and I just saw a crying toddler!”

911:  “And?”

Liv:  “Can you send out a cruiser?”

Liv Tyler thinks yelling at a toddler pitching a temper tantrum is worthy of law enforcement involvement?  She wouldn’t survive a day in my house.  Not.  A.  Day.

Anyway, the pictures in the gallery tell the story.  Kind of like those little flip books that look like animation if you go through the pages quick enough.  Crying kid.  Pissed off Grandma.  Bad shorts on Liv.  The end.

 Liv Tyler, Marilyn Manson and others appeared at the Spike TV’s 2008 Scream Awards at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles last night. 

I have fear issues regarding Liv Tyler.  She has the same fleshy lips as this girl who used to threaten my life on a daily basis when I was in junior high.  I’d see her in the hallway and say “hi”; she’d reply “fuck off.”  She hung me on the coat hook in my locker once.  I eventually extended an olive branch and offered her my extra ticket to Belinda Carlisle and she offered to snap my neck.  And that, my friends, is obviously why I’m terrified of Liv Tyler.

 

This is what Liv Tyler wore to an event in celebration of Valentino in NYC tonight.

My guess is that someone tipped her off to what Vivica Fox would be wearing and she decided she could take the risk — there’s no way she could be considered the worst-dressed person at that event. Honestly, Vivica. Dress first, then get high.

After weeks of separation, sources are reporting that Liv Tyler wants to try to work things out with her husband, Royston Langdon. Apparently she broke up with him because she was tired of being the breadwinner and felt like she had too much responsibility in the relationship, but now she misses her boo.

Aw, I’m rooting for these two crazy kids! Hopefully they can work things out.

Liv Tyler is going to be in the new Incredible Hulk movie (with Ed Norton) according to superherohype.com which is in fact the geekiest site URL known to man.

I know we don’t usually get into casting news around here but I think this is good. And I like Liv Tyler. I would have done the animal cracker thing with her in Armageddon and I wouldn’t do that for just anyone because it was completely chees-o-riffic.

And, as I am at work before 6am, I want to run a Liv Tyler photo just to keep me going. It’s the little things, don’t judge me.

Well now you’re just being abusive. Whatever.