I’m not really sure this is something I wanted to see. I’m not really sure this is something anyone would want to see. But for good or for ill, Lisa Rinna has posed for Playboy, and the photos are available online for viewing by the discerning public, should you choose to torture yourself like that.

Honestly, she doesn’t look that bad. Playboy got creative with the lighting and the makeup, and she actually has a nice body. But the illusion just doesn’t work because we all still know that it’s Lisa Rinna.

Even if she’s naked, all I can see is a pair of giant, collagen-overloaded lips. On her face.

The always needy Lisa Rinna hit the corner of (where else?)  Melrose Avenue and Melrose Place, with the help of her friend Ross Matthews, to plead her case.  Looks like Lips Rinna is desperately angling to be cast on the CW’s new Melrose Place.

I’m all for it!  Everyone needs a job and hey, injections of copious amounts of Restalyne can get expensive!

Lisa Rinna hosting Oscar red carpet action in between swigs of two buck chuck.

As just another human on this earth, I try to contribute something to the planet.  I really do factor this thinking in to many of the things I do.  It could be something as simple as selecting a product made of recycled materials or handing out my old coats to the homeless.  It is my philosophy that many people making many small gestures can lead to a really impressive result.  Make a difference; make this life count…you know?

So.  Lisa Rinna has decided that her world beautification effort is going to come in the form of…well…her.  In Playboy.  Naked, snatch.  She also posed ten years ago when she was nine months pregnant.  Which is another thing I never understood.  Why do these women get all “oh, my amazing, womanly vessel” and start posing on magazine covers when they are knocked up?  Seriously, there is a time for modesty and leaking boobs and stretch marks is, in fact, that time.  As is middle age. 

Listen, I don’t discredit the fact that she looks great for her 45 years.  I just wonder…is there really such a void in our society that can only be filled by Lisa Rinna’s ass?

I know Lisa Rinna has naturally full lips. But even the most steadfast believers must admit that she had a recent run-in with Restalyne. Not even wearing wings or having a spot on her ass can distract from the tragedy that is her mouth. Flounder Face joined Selena Gomez and Kristin Chenoweth today at the Pixie Premiere of Tinker Bell in Hollywood.