Last week, InTouch printed an article suggesting that Lindsay Lohan may have been involved in the home invasion she suffered last month.  You know, the one where Michael Lohan was flying to LA to get to the bottom of everything?  We never heard from him again, did we?  So, here’s the picture of the burglar compared with a picture of LL which I don’t think proves anything.  Anyone can wear a crappy hoodie with crappy hair extensions and touch their head.  Anyone can steal $2M in jewels that Lindsay just happened to be under suspicion for taking.  However …

An arrest was made in the case.  Nick Prugo, 18, was arrested for burglarizing her house.  (He was also arrested in February for cocaine possession.)  He’s a friend of Lindsay’s.  According to a TMZ source, he was seen on set while she was filming Labor Pains at least 10 times.

Linds, Linds, Linds.  Can’t you just admit that you basically burgled your own place with your druggie friend so that you could get off the hook for jewelry theft?  That was a really confusing sentence to utter.

Who needs a shower and a mani and some shoes in a public venue?

Seriously, was there any doubt?  Linds spent some time yesterday shopping barefoot in West Hollywood.  Would you like to know what else she spent her weekend doing?  It involves Linds being really messed up, waiting on Samantha Ronson’s front stoop for hours with a friend, and it’s all on video.  Enjoy!

Two point one million of you crazies watched Lindsay Lohan in Labor Pains on ABC Family last Sunday.  Though two million really isn’t a huge crowd, it was the best rated television cable movie (in the female demographic) that ABC Family ran all week.  What does this mean?

Let’s talk about what it doesn’t mean.  It doesn’t mean it was a scintillating plot and it doesn’t mean that Lindsay Lohan should be preparing her “I never expected this” prime-time Emmy award acceptance speech.  It means that women are catty and women tuned in to see just how bad Linds was going to be.  Unlike a certain root vegetable that calls herself a fan yet forgot to watch, I flipped by a few times but then my retinas started flaming and I had to turn it off.  I may have Tweeted that it was more painful to experience than a crowning head.

I’ll keep you posted on how the ratings look for Lindsay’s next project slated to air.  Oh, wait …

Lindsay Lohan has agreed to allow her deposition for Samantha Ronson’s malpractice and negligence lawsuit against her former lawyer (related to this) to be videotaped as long as her conditions are met:

Lohan’s lawyer asks that the video be used only in the current suit and never for future litigation, minus a judge’s order; that only the parties to the suit, their attorneys and expert witnesses can view the tape; that no one be present for the deposition other than the plaintiff and defendant, the lawyers, a cameraperson and a court reporter; that Lohan’s lawyers keep the original copy and others are only available to the other side’s attorneys; that no more than four transcripts are produced; and, that when the case is over, all copies be returned to Lohan’s camp and all transcripts destroyed.

Do average, everyday people get to submit their list of demands like this?  I know, I know.  She’s famous and I am sure the video would be leaked to the media…just makes me wonder what she has to say that could, in the words of Lindsay’s lawyer, cause such “unwarranted annoyance, embarrassment, oppression, undue burden, and expense.”

Props to quit-smoking lozenge Ariva, who first managed to land a Paris Hilton-related item in Page Six and now scored Lohan with their product. Now that’s a good PR agency. Someone give those kids an award. Or get them to work for me.

Lindsay Lohan isn’t quite ready to quit smoking — she’s just getting sneaky about it!

TMZ caught La Smokehan at Koi, proudly displaying a box of Ariva lozenges on the dashboard of her ride. At first glance, they look like something to help someone quit smoking, but the mint flavored product is actually “dissolvable tobacco.”

I mean, really, who keeps their anti-smoking lozenges on their dashboard? You better believe she was paid to have them there.

But if you are trying to quit smoking, Linds, way to go.