It’s one of those GOOD days!

Lindsay Lohan, sans bra, in a tight black shirt, leaving the hair salon.

I think this is the exact same shirt she was wearing the last time we got this shot.

She knows that shirt works wonders.

This is kind of off-topic, but an important question: American Apparel is selling body suits. I am considering purchasing one. Thoughts?

Out and about in LA on Monday.

“At some point … I want to adopt a kid … A child in need or a newborn from another country. I’m not sure yet.”

Lindsay Lohan, in the upcoming issue of Marie Claire.

Discuss.

Back in LA and clearly on a health kick.

New pics of the happy couple on vacay in Mexico.

And, don’t worry, I expanded all the sections that you want to scrutinize. I’m thoughtful like that.

SamRo and Linds are enjoying some vacay time in Cabo together … and in bikinis.

Hotness!

Thanks Emily!

Hey guys you know how I’m always like, “Dude, I promise you, if Lindsay Lohan is drinking and using again, you’re going to start to hear stories about her behaving like an ass in public?” Because, look, I’ve followed Lindsay’s career for awhile now, through rehabs and periods of sobriety and periods of relapse, and this is not a young woman who knows how to quietly relapse into drug and alcohol abuse. If she’s using, you’re gonna start reading about bad behavior.

And it’s starting.

Sources say that shortly after girlfriend Samantha Ronson started spinning at 11 p.m., a scowling Lindsay showed up and headed straight for the DJ booth.

“There were a bunch of girls crowding around the booth, and Lindsay pushed them and flipped the group the finger,” a partygoer tells E! News. “Her bodyguard was apologizing to people, saying she just gets tired of people taking her picture.”

“This is not true,” says Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, of the alleged bad behavior.

However, the source says that after spending a few minutes with Samantha while she spinned, Lindsay settled in at a VIP table with friends—and her mood didn’t seem to improve…

“She just sat there texting and flashing angry looks at Samantha,” says the eyewitness. “I don’t know if she was jealous or just in a bad mood.”

Leslie Sloane Zelnick can deny this shit all she wants, but when Lindsay actually was staying clean and behaving herself, you’ll recall, there were no stories like this for anyone to deny.

I’m just saying.

Forget everything you thought you knew!

Lindsay Lohan is NOT getting all gay with Samantha Ronson.

Do you know how I know this … for a fact?

Her publicist said so.

Lohan’s publicist is shooting down the media’s spin that what came forth late Sunday evening was her client coming out as a lesbian. “There was no confession,” Leslie Sloane-Zelnik tells TVGuide.com. So, Linds was merely copping to a close friendship with SamRo? “Yes,” says Zelnik.

You know she’s just holding out for someone to pay her to say it. Hopefully she’ll get more than Clay Aiken’s measly $500K.