Slumber party!!!!

A bra-free Lindsay was spotted leaving Samantha’s house yesterday with a bag filled up with what looks like clothes. I’m sure toward the bottom she has the rest of the usuals: toothbrush, toothpaste, face wash, conflict resolution techniques, etc. Everything she needs to spend the night.

Where to begin?  First of all, I was really happy and relieved to learn that Samantha Ronson isn’t trying to make the moves on my Portia De Rossi.  The photo agency had the pics tagged incorrectly, and Sam was actually out to dinner with Drea De Matteo.  That raccoon tail really should have been the giveaway.  Two blondes with a “De” in their name, and a photographer who can’t tell the difference between the two — and I’m actually surprised by how similar they do look —  is all it takes to make a mistake and give me a nervous breakdown.  Speaking of nervous breakdowns, it looks like Lindsay wasn’t too happy about Sam and Drea having dinner together.

X17 has video of Lindsay arriving at Sam’s house at 6 a.m. and pathetically pounding on her door.  It’s kind of sad to watch, but it’s good for us to confirm that Lindsay isn’t getting her act together and is just as screwed up as ever.  Ronson let her in and near-immediate yelling commenced.  According to one of the photogs:  ”As soon as Lindsay was let in the house, her and Samantha began yelling at each other. Lindsay screamed a little bit at first, but then we heard Sam yell at Lindsay to get the f*ck out of her house! She sounded really irritated, and it seems like Lindsay was picking a fight with her over her dinner with Drea [de Matteo] at Nobu last night.”  You can watch the whole debacle unfold here.

So, I missed Lindsay Lohan’s big return to “film” in ABC Family’s television airing of Labor Pains today, but it’s airing again on Thursday and my DVR is SET, yo. I’m not gonna miss a minute of Lindsay Lohan’s fake pregnancy and real acting skills. However, I know Wendie watched it (yeah, I’m outing you on that) and I expect a full review from her when she starts work in the morning.

But I do have these pics of Lindsay messing with the paparazzi this weekend, stepping out of her house armed with waterguns. I bet she treasures those waterguns. They’re probalby the only thing she’s had squirting at her since the Calum Best days.

Oh, happy day! Samantha and Lindsay back together, in broad daylight, like the star-crossed, coke-fueled lovers that they are. Lindsay and Sam had lunch at a Mexican restaurant in LA yesterday, and then headed out to see the American Idol tour. Yeah, you read that right. The American Idol tour. They both clearly loved it, Twittering about how Matt Giraud and Adam Lambert were so amazing. (No comments on Kris Allen, though.)

I was laughing so hard when I heard that Lohan’s movie Labor Pains was going direct to DVD that I didn’t hear the news that ABC Family picked it up.  It’s airing Sunday!  So get out your best Colombian and gather ’round the set!

When Linds was asked about her role, she confessed ”I love Thea’s Character because she’s very clever. It’s very easy for her to lie and get away with things, which is interesting to watch…”  Oh, I agree.  It is so interesting every time Lindsay tries to tell us that her Twitter account has been hacked into.  So.  Very.  Interesting.  And hey, click that link because Linds also talks about how hard it is to work a job in your twenties.  I’m not even kidding.

In January, we talkedabout Lindsay and her modeling gig with Fornarina.  Well, not only is this company still in business, but they haven’t fired Linds yet! 

Here are some pics of her both on set and backstage — and you know she’s texting Sam! – posing in some fashionable threads for their 2010 Fall/Winter collection.  Because, modeling is what she really wants to do!  Modeling, acting and producing.  But really modeling!  And snorting, natch.

Far be it for me to deny you all your beloved Daily Lohan feature.  However, I might not be quite as complimentary as Beet is towards this greasy, patchy, overrated, underemployed cyclone.  I’d like to take this moment to thank INFphoto for date stamping their pictures.  Quite honestly, it’s very difficult to keep track of which pictures are which when it’s just Lindsay in leather boots and oily skin.

Today Lindsay headed to driving school.  This is one of the smartest things that she’s done recently.  Or, ever.  She carried a few folders with her that I think we are supposed to think are scripts she’s reviewing.  Projects for her new production company, perhaps.  We know better than that, though.  Don’t we?