We all knew it couldn’t last forever!

After months of behaving herself, Lindsay Lohan was her old angry self on Sunday night.

On her way to Marc Anthony’s 40th birthday party (hosted by JLo), she tripped on a barricade and blamed it on a photog, whom she then hit with her handbag.

Police were called to the scene, but no reports were filed.

Samantha wasn’t with her, for once.

Why this sudden outburst, Lindsay? Trouble in paradise? Or is Lindsers hitting the bottle again?

Lindsay and Samantha may not have openly come out as a couple yet, but they’re already issuing joint press releases, using the PR rep of choice among young Hollywood’s elite: MySpace blogs.

They’ve taken time out of their busy schedules to remind people that you don’t have to have, ya know, a Princeton education to realize that Sarah Palin’s an idiot. Tutoring on the set of Disney films is really all it takes.

UH OH!
Current mood: shocked

I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.

I couldn’t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let’s face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female.

Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?

I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be… Also interesting that she got her passport in 2006.. And that she is not fond of environmental protection considering she’s FOR drilling for oil in some of our protected land…. Well hey, if she wants to drill for oil, she should DO IT IN HER OWN backyard. This really shows me her complete lack of real preparation to become the second most powerful person in this country.

Hmmmm-All of this gets me going-Fear, Anxiety, Concern, Disappointment, and Stress come into play…

Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?

I know that the most important thing about this election is that people need to exercise their right to vote, regardless of their choice… I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the “lipstick on a pig” comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president…

Palin’s Desire to “save and convert the gays”-really??

According to this Associated Press story, the church of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is hosting a kind of conference devoted to the “conversion of Gays” — no kidding.

Here’s the AP text:

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) ? Gov. Sarah Palin’s church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer.

You’ll be encouraged by the power of God’s love and His desire to transform the lives of those impacted by homosexuality,” according to the insert in the bulletin of the Wasilla Bible Church, where Palin has prayed since she was a child.

Palin’s conservative Christian views have energized that part of the GOP electorate, which was lukewarm to John McCain’s candidacy before he named her as his vice presidential choice. She is staunchly anti-abortion, opposing exceptions for rape and incest, and opposes gay marriage and spousal rights for gay couples.

http://zennie2005.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah-palins-church-hosts-anti-gay.html

I feel it’s necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.

Women have come a long way in the fight to have the choice over what we do with our bodies… And its frightening to see that a woman in 2008 would negate all of that.

Oh, and…Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity, you’re running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!

And in the words of Pamela Anderson, “She can suck it”..

Lindsay- “I have faith that this country will be all that it can be with the proper guidance. I really hope that all of you make your decisions based on the facts and what feels right to you in your heart-vote for obama!”

Samantha- “I love this country- however i wasn’t born here and don’t have the right to vote- so i beg of you all to really do your research and be educated when you cast your vote this coming november…. and if you’re in doubt- vote for obama! Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won’t get renewed!!!”

Heh. I totally didn’t know she got her passport in 2006. OMG. This is a woman who could one day run our country, guys. A woman who had so little interest in foreign affairs that, up until the point that she decided to run for governor of an entire state, she didn’t even feel it necessary to procure a passport. Like, guys, I know it’s exciting to fantasize about introducing this small-town girl with small-town thoughts to the broader world of, like, caviar and anal beads, but did you notice we’re at war and she’s running for Vice President? Mind-blowing.

Here’s Lindsay looking hot as fuck on the red carpet at Ultra Supper Club at the Toronto Film Festival.

I am LOVING this look.

We’re seeing those shiny black leggings all over lately, and I have to say I just adore them. It is my hope to one day be thin enough to pull them off.

Samantha was there with her, but I can’t for the life of me find a photo of her. When will these two walk the red carpet hand in hand?? WHEN???

Ooh, Lindsay, work it, girl!

La Lohan hit up a Stand Up for the Cure event in NYC. It doesn’t look like Samantha was there … but Dina was. Ick. I like Samantha WAY better than Dina as a date for Lindsers.

Also there: Jessica Szohr, Aubrey O’Day, Bethenny Frankel, and Julianna Margulies and her ridiculously hot, young lawyer husband. I want to perform open-pants surgery on him.

How awesome does Lindsay’s ass look?

I’m not even gay but I totally want to feel her up.

Lindsay Lohan does that to me.

Here’s Lindsay filming Ugly Betty in Central Park.

Apparently inviting photogs to constantly shoot her on the job was the image-reform idea of her new manager, Jeni Muro, who seems to be working wonders for this young woman who is, by anyone’s measure, back on the rise. We see photos of Lindsay doing work now way more often than we see her leaving the clubs. Amazing!

Ha, maybe all Lindsay really needed was to give Mama Dina the boot as manager. She should wear a sign that says “Lindsay Lohan: Now Under New Management!”

Posting has been slow this morning because I have been doing the following things:

1) Cleaning my apartment
2) Working out at the gym
3) Reading through emails from you guys linking me to this story.

Mostly #3.

I love that you guys are as passionate about this relationship as I am.

The UK’s Daily Sun is reporting that Samantha Ronson, at a DJ gig last night at the Chateau Marmont, told partiers that she plans to marry Lindsay Lohan soon.

“By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs. Ronson,” Samantha allegedly said. “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”

Now, let’s be honest, the Daily Sun isn’t exactly the AP, and I don’t know if I really buy this (anyone have the video? Now that would be awesome) but nothing in the world would make me happier than a Lohan/Ronson nuptial.

Do you know why I love you guys?

Well, many reasons, but one of them is that, no matter how many pictures of Lindsay Lohan I run, I get emails from you guys, like, “Can you run more photos of Lindsay Lohan?”

Sigh.

This is why we get along so well, you guys.

I’d say the best argument for Ali Lohan’s tits being real are these awesome side boob shots of La Lohan from the VMAs. These things are real and they are glorious, people. These girls are just genetically inclined to have phenomenal hooters, and you gotta respect that. I’m a little jealous of Samantha Ronson right now, I gotta admit.

I also like these shots because it makes it really obvious where Lindsay’s real hair ends and her extensions begin. See, she may have killer tits naturally, but the hair is fake. Doesn’t that make you feel just a little bit better about yourself?