Lindsay Lohan is usually associated with being somewhat of a camera whore, so her sheepish behavior at a shopping mall in Beverly Hills yesterday seems a little bit bizarre. I mean, this is a woman whose vagina we’ve “accidentally” seen, someone we’ve watched have a three AM brawl with her girlfriend knowing full-well that the paparazzi was recording every moment, and now she’s acting shy? Maybe Lindsay, like 90s pop star Monica, was just having “one of those days” or maybe she’s grief stricken about the passing of her friend DJ AM. Either way, this behavior is uncharacteristic.

From the Chicago Sun-Times gossip column:

I’ve learned the real reason Lindsay Lohan is so upset about the theft of the safe from her L.A. house is the contents included some very incriminating videos and photos, plus legal documents, that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public.

OMG incriminating videos and photos? Will she be having sex? Doing drugs? Calling Paris Hilton a cunt?

Hopefully all of the above! But it would be nothing new to us! I’m not sure what Lindsay Lohan thinks can still be released that will be freshly embarrassing.

Oh, and also from that same column …

Hollywood insiders believe Katherine Heigl may be expecting her first child with hubby Josh Kelley.

Uhhh, is that Hollywood insider supposed to be me? Because I called that shit two days ago, thank you very much.

It’s not like Lindsay Lohan is ever home — she spends her nights weeping on the front step of Samantha Ronson’s home — but it hasn’t stopped a trail of unsavory traffic from breaking into her home.  The neighbors want Lohan out.  “The truth is that this is a very quiet neighborhood and there have been no break-ins apart from at Lindsay Lohan’s house.  Since she moved in last November it has been a nightmare with all the paparazzi parking in our driveways waiting for her.  This is a really narrow and winding street and I’m amazed there has not been a more serious accident.  I’ve got nothing personal against her but she needs to find a home in a gated community with security at the main gate because all the residents are fed-up with the situation.”

Poor Lindsay!  There’s just nowhere for her to go, is there? Since these home break-ins seem to be directly targeted on Lindsay, and the neighbor also said it seemed like an inside job, I wonder what these people are looking for?  Drugs? Money?

Linds and a few of her friends packed up some personal possessions on Sunday and left the house.  There goes the neighborhood … heaving a sigh of relief.

Kelly told us this weekend about how Lindsay Lohan’s house had been burgled … again.  Well, stalker Daddy Lohan is inserting himself into the situation getting involved.

“I am coming into town to work with private investigators in order to gather evidence which will be turned over to LAPD and the detectives assigned to the case,” Lohan told E! News.

“This time, these evildoers will be caught.”

And with Papa Lohan on the case, no one seems to have higher hopes for swift justice than, well, Papa Lohan himself, who apparently is both mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore.

“If we are fortunate, we just might find out who the culprits were from the other thefts as well,” he said.

“My children are not going to be subject to violations of this or any kind any longer. Especially when they always give to others, and it seems some of these very individuals are the ones behind these crimes.

“Dina and I are finished with this nonsense.”

Oh, to be a fly on the wall of the LAPD when Michael Lohan comes bounding into town like a modern-day Zorro, ready to assist in the investigation.  Isn’t Michael Lohan … a felon?  He needs to go back to helping Jon Gosselin get a pilot and stop this charade of trying to appear like he cares about his daughter.

The good news is that I expect his involvement in this to go much the same as when he vowed to have any and all druggies that were around his daughter arrested.  In other words, a whole lot of hot air and absolutely no action.  I just wish Dina and Michael Lohan would bottle up all this passion they have for thwarting evildoers and direct it toward getting their kid healthy.

Lilo returned home from her stint as a guest judge on Project Runway to find that her house had been broken into. Police are currently assembled at the house, but there are no suspects in custody. According to Dina Lohan, “the safe was ripped out of the wall, and the door was off the hinges and door handles removed.”

Lindsay is understandably upset. Dina is helping her pack her things so she can move to a “safer place” immediately.

A few months ago, an attempted burglary was caught on Lilo’s surveilance cameras, but no suspects were arrested in that case either.

In both incidents, Lohan was out of town for an extended period of time.

When Lindsay Lohan absent-mindedly left her cell phone on the counter at a deli in Little Italy, a store clerk kindly ran after her to return it. He knocked on the window of her cab and asked if the phone was hers. When he requested she verify the number on the phone, to make sure that the phone was indeed hers before handing it over, Lindsay attempted to snatch the phone from the guy’s hands, yelling, “I’m calling the police! I’m going to arrest you for not giving me my phone!”

A friend of hers dialed 911, and when the cops showed up, the guy handed the phone over to them. The cops themselves verified the number before giving the phone back to Lindsay.

The clerk commented, “I was just trying to be honest. Now I have police and trouble already,” adding, “Who is she? Is she a star?”

Lindsay Lohan has missed out on her fair share of work over the past couple of years, but even now that she’s supposedly off the drugs, keeping busy with her lady friend and shilling for her own skin oranger (tanning spray, whatever), the girl’s past is still haunting her.

Lohan was recently up for a role in the movie adaptation of the book Undiscovered Gyrl, but the author herself, Allison Burnett, put the brakes on that casting decision saying that Lohan was “too jaded” to play the part of the teen blogger the plot surrounds. She went on to say “(Lohan) is a wonderful actress, but her fame and baggage would only work against her.”

It’s hard to feel bad for Lohan who surely should know that it’s time to buckle down and really clean up if she ever wants to work in this town again, but to be put on blast publicly by those who won’t hire her probably isn’t helping any headway she has made.