Lindsay showed up tonight at a Vogue party in Paris, because she’s completely and totally stoned a fashion maven.  I’m pleased to see her not wearing leggings or flannel, but I’m horrified to see her 15 year old sister Ali “How Can Your Mother Let You Walk Out Of The House Looking Like That?” Lohan looking like a backup dancer that just stepped off a Robert Plante video shoot.  I can’t even discuss the dude standing behind the two of them.  He’s obviously the dealer a friend,

The paps are always looking to break a new story, so they made sure to get a close up of LL’s arm which shows some cutting scars and bruising as well.  I don’t know what’s up with Linds, but I hope she’s set down the razor blade and picked up a new lease on life.  Maybe while she’s picking up that new lease on life, she can pick up some Miss Clairol too.  Her hair is officially yellow.

Lindsay Lohan and her little sister Ali, who looks like she’s been sucking down Seagram’s wine coolers and chain smoking since she was in utero, arrived at Charles de Gaulle International Airport yesterday. Lindsay was wearing her new standard Kurt Cobain meets Crocodile Dundee get up and Ali, who obviously hasn’t been taking PR lessons from her sister, stayed in the background where it was hard for the cameras to see her. Whatever these two are planning on doing during their vacation, it’s bound to be interesting since Lohan is a full-blown trainwreck and her baby sis has done a pretty good job keeping her name out of the headlines for unsavory activities. Unless Lindsay plans on taping Ali to a chair in their hotel room, I doubt that she’ll be up to her usual antics with her younger sibling in tow.

Lindsay Lohan had her self-mutilation outed long ago by photographs of the tell-tale scars on her arms, but one would hope that two trips to rehab and a little bit of growing up would help the starlet work her way past these issues. Unfortunately, these photos that were taken in August are just now being blown up to show that not only have Lindsay’s old scars failed to fade, but they are right next to new scars, even ones that have messed up the large tattoo on her forearm.

Self-mutilation is a huge problem with teens everywhere, but there’s been a lot of it in young Hollywood, especially that we’ve seen over the past few years. Other celebrities who have dealt with this private struggle are Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Princess Diana, Courtney Love, Amy Winehouse and Megan Fox. We say this literally all the time, but here’s hoping that Lohan gets the help that she needs.

[photos via ONTD]

Lindsay Lohan had a press day for the upcoming event she’s hosting, F1 Rocks, a huge three day music festival in Singapore that’s featuring everyone from No Doubt to Black Eyed Peas. It’s a pretty sweet gig for the one-time A-lister who now has been reduced to practically begging for bit parts in major releases and accepting leading roles in straight-to-DVD disappointments, so I’m sure she was told by her publicist and girlfriend alike to show up and keep a smile on her face. She did just that and spoke about everything from her extensive knowledge of NASCAR to what it was like to shoot a gun for the first time in her life on the set of Machete, something that she surprisingly did not enjoy as much as I’d think she would.

Most of the interview is the standard– monotonous answers to monotonous questions– however she does give us a little insight to her crazy in the last moments of the clip. “I think you live life to its fullest and learn from the mistakes. I think it’s really important to experience life in every different way and anyone can pull through anything,” says the girl in her early twenties with two rehab stints, forty hair colors and countless public breakdowns under her belt. Ahhh. God bless ya, Lindz.

As we reported back in August, the Los Angeles Police Department suspected that the man who broke in to The Hills star Audrina Patridge’s home in February was the same man responsible for breaking in to Lindsay Lohan’s home and taking off with shoes, jewlery, and most importantly, a safe stuffed with everything from home videos to legal documents. An arrest has finally been made in the case: 18 year old Nicholas Prugo. No details have been announced about Prugo yet, but his age and the crowd he runs with suggests to me that he’s most likely a Los Angeles native.

Dina Lohan, never shy to make a public statement told People Magazine, “Yes, we have found [him], God is good.”

Who needs food when you have coke and fingernails to keep you sustained?  Lindsay and her exposed torso were trolling around Manhattan last night because, after all, it is Fashion Week and she is a well-respected designer.

And in case you are still wondering why LL is always doing that stupid pose, the answer is in the gallery.

Listen up.  To all, like, one of you that plead with us here at Evil Beet to respect Lindsay’s privacy, I’d like to tell you something that should be painfully obvious:  Lindsay wants the tabloid attention; it was her goal.

Linds gave an interview to Access Hollywood in which she talked about her new gig over at Ungaro.  She also touched upon the media attention she seems to call and notify of her impending arrival garner everywhere she goes.  ”Everyone goes through tough times and the second that I decided I wanted to be in front of the camera … I think I’ve always kind of aspired to be like Britney Spears in the tabloids when I was in middle school.  It’s kind of something you sign up for in the beginning and if you really want it, you know that comes with it.  There are times when it does affect me. When I’m having a bad day or dealing with something personal that is no one else’s business but they’re going to spin it anyway. If I make the wrong face and I’m having a really great day, they’re going to say something negative anyway.  I know that I’m a target and I know that I’ve given people a lot of reason to kind of run with things that have been said. I no longer intend on doing that, but I’m not perfect.”  Yeah, she no longer intends on doing that since … uh … yesterday.