“The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius.”

- Dina Lohan to the New York Post on her incredibly brilliant daughter whose father says she could be heading to rehab for the third time in the near future.

Two extras from that show Cougar Town must have taken their SAG day rates and sunk them in to some tickets to Paris because these lovely ladies were seen cruising the streets of the City of Love yesterday. Who are they? They’re the Lohan sisters? Surely these handbag faces can’t be Lindsay and Ali Lohan? Isn’t one of them supposed to be a teenager? And the other one, the more less-famous one? Isn’t she like, 22 years old? What in God’s name has happened to their faces? And why is the brunette one wearing a jacket that implies she just came from chaperoning her 12 year old’s trip to Dave & Busters? I don’t understand…

Michael Lohan is busy blabbing to RadarOnline about Lindsay again.  Not really surprising since he doesn’t really have anything else to discuss.  Anyway, in his newest bid to solve all Lindsay’s problems — hey, I thought he was going to work with the LAPD to get LL’s stolen jewels back?? — he’s going to stage an intervention.

Now, I don’t know too much about interventions, though I did have a couple family members gently suggest that I turn off the CW if Mischa was really upsetting me to such an intense level, but are you supposed to let the addict know ahead of time that they’re about to be shipped off to rehab?

“I had a conversation with her, her mother and everyone…over the next couple of weeks I’m going to be doing things in a pretty public way,” Michael Lohan told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

“But Dina has got to get on the same page with me. It’s a serious situation. You can’t just talk about it and tell me that you want to do an intervention and then do nothing.”

Happily, Daddy Lohan finally admits to parenting through the press:  “When Lindsay doesn’t adhere or listen to what I say about serious situations, I feel I have to speak publicly to put pressure on her.  If she doesn’t take my advice and do what I say…the more pressure I put on her, the  more likely she is to eventually do the right thing.”

Good luck, Linds.  You’re going to need it — not just in overcoming your substance issues but also in finding a way to quit these waste-of-space parents you’ve been bestowed.

Lindsay Lohan has been in Paris for fashion week, and in light of the scathing reviews she received of her designs for Ungaro, babygirl is doing what she knows best: partying. While she wasn’t seen drinking or making frequent trips to the bathroom, Linds was still looking like a hot mess. And what’s with all the hair flipping? Was there a fan on her face the whole night?

Ungaro held its fashion week fashion show Sunday in Paris, marking the debut of the collaborative design efforts of Estrella Archs and Lindsay Lohan. If you remember, they hired Lindsay Lohan to act as a “creative consultant” for the collection in a desperate, last ditch effort to revive the flagging fashion house.

The reviews are in, and, surprise! They’re not kind.

“The collection displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver. Being a young, pretty, controversial woman who looks good in clothes and photo ops just isn’t enough.” – Women’s Wear Daily

“…a celebrity-led aesthetic that was obvious to the point of banality.” – The Independent

“Hearts but no soul…The Emanuel Ungaro show on Sunday may go down in history as the final gasp of celebrity madness.” – The New York Times

Half the people invited to the after party didn’t even show up, leading one reporter to comment that “bigger crowds have turned out for free champagne at store openings.” During the party, Archs and Lohan sat at separate tables with their backs to one another while Archs read reviews of the show.

For her part, designer Estrella Archs said that the collection “had to be designed very quickly.” The Spanish designer had just three weeks to put together the collection with Lindsay looking over her shoulder the whole time. One wonders if Lindsay’s influence led to the Spartacus footwear free-for-all or the infestation of the sequined heart motif.

You be the judge.

It might be painfully obvious to some of you, but I had to check the caption twice, and still didn’t believe it.

I’m not the only one who doesn’t recognize her. Just for shits and giggles, I ran a picture of this person through the celebrity look-alike finder at Myheritage.com. It came up with Joel Madden, Jason Lee, and L.L. Cool J.

If you need some help identifying her, you can peek at the gallery… or at the tags for this post.

Lindsay Lohan was in Singapore to host the F1 rocks concert last weekend. The Singaporeans didn’t think too much of the poor singer (see what I did there?) and booed her when she appeared on stage to make an announcement.

I know that Lindsay has her issues, and I am by no means a huge fan. But even I wouldn’t boo her if she appeared on stage to make an announcement about a sponsor.  I mean, it’s not like she was forcing her music on them, she was just plugging LG.