Ungaro held its fashion week fashion show Sunday in Paris, marking the debut of the collaborative design efforts of Estrella Archs and Lindsay Lohan. If you remember, they hired Lindsay Lohan to act as a “creative consultant” for the collection in a desperate, last ditch effort to revive the flagging fashion house.

The reviews are in, and, surprise! They’re not kind.

“The collection displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver. Being a young, pretty, controversial woman who looks good in clothes and photo ops just isn’t enough.” – Women’s Wear Daily

“…a celebrity-led aesthetic that was obvious to the point of banality.” – The Independent

“Hearts but no soul…The Emanuel Ungaro show on Sunday may go down in history as the final gasp of celebrity madness.” – The New York Times

Half the people invited to the after party didn’t even show up, leading one reporter to comment that “bigger crowds have turned out for free champagne at store openings.” During the party, Archs and Lohan sat at separate tables with their backs to one another while Archs read reviews of the show.

For her part, designer Estrella Archs said that the collection “had to be designed very quickly.” The Spanish designer had just three weeks to put together the collection with Lindsay looking over her shoulder the whole time. One wonders if Lindsay’s influence led to the Spartacus footwear free-for-all or the infestation of the sequined heart motif.

You be the judge.

It might be painfully obvious to some of you, but I had to check the caption twice, and still didn’t believe it.

I’m not the only one who doesn’t recognize her. Just for shits and giggles, I ran a picture of this person through the celebrity look-alike finder at Myheritage.com. It came up with Joel Madden, Jason Lee, and L.L. Cool J.

If you need some help identifying her, you can peek at the gallery… or at the tags for this post.

Lindsay Lohan was in Singapore to host the F1 rocks concert last weekend. The Singaporeans didn’t think too much of the poor singer (see what I did there?) and booed her when she appeared on stage to make an announcement.

I know that Lindsay has her issues, and I am by no means a huge fan. But even I wouldn’t boo her if she appeared on stage to make an announcement about a sponsor.  I mean, it’s not like she was forcing her music on them, she was just plugging LG.

Lindsay showed up tonight at a Vogue party in Paris, because she’s completely and totally stoned a fashion maven.  I’m pleased to see her not wearing leggings or flannel, but I’m horrified to see her 15 year old sister Ali “How Can Your Mother Let You Walk Out Of The House Looking Like That?” Lohan looking like a backup dancer that just stepped off a Robert Plante video shoot.  I can’t even discuss the dude standing behind the two of them.  He’s obviously the dealer a friend,

The paps are always looking to break a new story, so they made sure to get a close up of LL’s arm which shows some cutting scars and bruising as well.  I don’t know what’s up with Linds, but I hope she’s set down the razor blade and picked up a new lease on life.  Maybe while she’s picking up that new lease on life, she can pick up some Miss Clairol too.  Her hair is officially yellow.

Lindsay Lohan and her little sister Ali, who looks like she’s been sucking down Seagram’s wine coolers and chain smoking since she was in utero, arrived at Charles de Gaulle International Airport yesterday. Lindsay was wearing her new standard Kurt Cobain meets Crocodile Dundee get up and Ali, who obviously hasn’t been taking PR lessons from her sister, stayed in the background where it was hard for the cameras to see her. Whatever these two are planning on doing during their vacation, it’s bound to be interesting since Lohan is a full-blown trainwreck and her baby sis has done a pretty good job keeping her name out of the headlines for unsavory activities. Unless Lindsay plans on taping Ali to a chair in their hotel room, I doubt that she’ll be up to her usual antics with her younger sibling in tow.

Lindsay Lohan had her self-mutilation outed long ago by photographs of the tell-tale scars on her arms, but one would hope that two trips to rehab and a little bit of growing up would help the starlet work her way past these issues. Unfortunately, these photos that were taken in August are just now being blown up to show that not only have Lindsay’s old scars failed to fade, but they are right next to new scars, even ones that have messed up the large tattoo on her forearm.

Self-mutilation is a huge problem with teens everywhere, but there’s been a lot of it in young Hollywood, especially that we’ve seen over the past few years. Other celebrities who have dealt with this private struggle are Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Princess Diana, Courtney Love, Amy Winehouse and Megan Fox. We say this literally all the time, but here’s hoping that Lohan gets the help that she needs.

[photos via ONTD]

Lindsay Lohan had a press day for the upcoming event she’s hosting, F1 Rocks, a huge three day music festival in Singapore that’s featuring everyone from No Doubt to Black Eyed Peas. It’s a pretty sweet gig for the one-time A-lister who now has been reduced to practically begging for bit parts in major releases and accepting leading roles in straight-to-DVD disappointments, so I’m sure she was told by her publicist and girlfriend alike to show up and keep a smile on her face. She did just that and spoke about everything from her extensive knowledge of NASCAR to what it was like to shoot a gun for the first time in her life on the set of Machete, something that she surprisingly did not enjoy as much as I’d think she would.

Most of the interview is the standard– monotonous answers to monotonous questions– however she does give us a little insight to her crazy in the last moments of the clip. “I think you live life to its fullest and learn from the mistakes. I think it’s really important to experience life in every different way and anyone can pull through anything,” says the girl in her early twenties with two rehab stints, forty hair colors and countless public breakdowns under her belt. Ahhh. God bless ya, Lindz.