A preggers Lily Allen works the red carpet with a canine pal at the Harrods 2007 Winter Sale Opening.

No hint of a baby bump yet.

From Lily’s MySpace blog:

As you might already know the BBC have been silly enough to to fund my very own TV show . It will be on in the new year on BBC3 and I am very excited about it . There will be good celebrity guests , not rubbish ones and brilliant bands playing brilliant music . And of course a pregnant me trying to present it all .
One of the ideas of the show is to publicise bands that have not been on T.V before , so if there are any great bands or acts you know of that you think I should have on then please let me know .
More importantly I want you all to be involved in some way ( if you’re interested ) . A big part of the show will be based around you guys, so please go and sign up on the show website for chances to get involved , like being in the audience , or sending stuff in for me to talk about , or sending in questions for my guests . I should warn you it looks a bit crap at the moment , but we’ll be updating it more and more everyday , and it’s going to be amazing soon . Go have a look anyway at bbc.co.uk/lilyallen
Well thats it for 2007 , happy christmas you lot , see you soon
lil x

Whatever.

I want more teenage pregnancies.

Unwed mothers are the new black.

Lily Allen and her boyfriend, Chemical Brother Ed Simons, 37, are reportedly expecting.

Can these people not afford condoms?

Forget about having rubbers in the high schools; we need to have condoms in the Nickelodeon green room and under the bleachers at TRL.

LISTEN UP, PEOPLE: When he says he’s just going to put the tip in, two things are relatively certain:

1) You risk getting pregnant
2) You’re going to end up giving him head anyway

HEED MY WORDS.

Everyone who’s anyone in London showed up on Tuesday night for the launch of the Christmas line of Kate Moss’s Topshop line.

It’s like the more heroin this girl injects, the more people want to buy things from her. No wonder she doesn’t want to quit.

Celebs who showed up include Simon Cowell, Jade Jagger, Elle Macpherson, Lily Allen, Naomi Campbell, and Sophie Dahl.

Fuck, I knew I liked this girl.

Lily Allen tells Rolling Stone that she was kicked out of school for being a little tramp.

“I was doing things with boys that I shouldn’t have been doing at such a young age,” she says. “I was doing blow-jobs … I don’t want to go into it. It was not good.”

When asked how her parents felt about her being kicked out school for sucking cock, Lily’s all like, “They didn’t care … They’re products of the 60s, they’re bang up for a bit of that.” I don’t know what that means in American English, but I like it.

It’s funny that Lily got kicked out of school in the U.K. for giving blow jobs. Here in the U.S., we give those girls hosting contracts.

Project Runway winner Jeffrey Sebelia is broke — and designing clothes for the Bratz movie. Which is still, I suppose, a step above going on the Surreal Life and sleeping with a former child star who’s twice your age and half your height. Isn’t that right, Adrianne Curry? [A Socialite's Life]

Seriously? OMG! WTF? has moved. Update your bookmarks, kids! [SOW]

Britney Spears could never hang on American Idol. [IDLYITW]

Justin Timberlake weighs in on Britney and her (non-)hair. [GTS]

Jessica Biel and Hayden Panettiere walk their dogs in L.A. this weekend. I’m just happy whenever Hayden is not in the same city as Paris Hilton. Leave her alone, Paris! [Ninja Dude]

Cameron Diaz gets wasted in Vegas. [Allie Is Wired]

Christina Aguilera and Beyonce at Jay-Z’s birthday party. [INO]

Kelly Osbourne breaks down at an HIV benefit concert and states that one of her family members is HIV positive. Start up the office pools, kids. [Celeb Slam]

Meredith Grey may currently be the Schrodinger’s Cat of network television, but Ellen Pompeo is alive and well and attending the NBA all-star game. [ICYDK]

Lily Allen is always good for a pull quote or twelve. [Bree]