Lily Allen Concludes That Googling Herself To Figure Out How She Got Home The Previous Night Could Be An Indication That She Has A Problem
Monday, February 9th, 2009
It was just a couple of weeks ago that Lily Allen announced she was off booze for a while and sticking to cocaine. In that interview for, uh, Interview, Allen said that her drinking wasn’t out of control; she just didn’t want to provide any ammunition to the press. She must have rethought that angle.
Now, Lily admits that last summer she passed out in bed and after awaking to a party in her house, couldn’t figure out how she got home. She had to Google herself to piece together the events of the evening she attended the Glamour awards last July.
Now, I’m not trained in the field of substance abuse counseling, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say that self-Googling with the purpose of trying to figure out if you fucked someone, is a pretty solid sign of addiction. Lily Allen better never fucking complain about the paparazzi. If she keeps going at this pace, the paps pics may be able to help her figure out who the baby daddy is some day. It’s like her own travelling Maury Povich Show.
Pictures above are of Lily on the ill-fated evening. It’s difficult to believe that there weren’t any harsher drugs involved in a night that includes sky blue nails with matching pumps.













