Now you, too, can look like Lauren Conrad … for a ridiculous price.

LC’s line launched last night at LA boutique Intuition.

By the time the party started at 6 p.m. Tuesday, there were already more than 20 people waiting outside to secure a spot.

Inside, guests munched on mini-cupcakes from The Buttercake Bakery (with flavors like red-velvet, and vanilla with chocolate icing) and sipped champagne and a specialty cocktail called “The L.C.” — which is made with 2 parts Domaine de Canton Liqueur, 3 parts chilled Prosecco, a fresh squeeze of lemon and a twist.

Though the food and drink were flowing, a radiant Conrad, 22, chatted confidently to her customers about her new line and the inspirations for the clothes, which included The Audrina Dress, named for pal Audrina Patridge.

The color palette of the collection included black, white, dark blue, brown and burnt orange, and her pieces, which took up an entire section of the store and were modeled by some store employees, ran the gambit from leggings to tube tops to party dresses.

Who’d've thunk it? Sometimes they film “re-enactments” on The Hills!!!

Talking to Entertainment Weekly, Conrad, 21, specifically addresses “nail-polish-gate” — a sequence of scenes in one episode that were supposedly shot on one night, but in which Conrad’s red nail polish disappears over time. Conrad says the later scenes, with her on the phone with Brody Jenner, were indeed re-enacted the next day, because the cameras had stopped rolling before the “real” phone call.

“Anyone who has worked on a reality show knows how they’re filmed,” Conrad says. “I basically had to go and call [Brody] again, have the exact same conversation on camera. I mean, it’s not lying to anyone, it’s telling what really happened, but it’s just the way they film reality shows.”

Conrad doesn’t see anything wrong with that, as long as the re-enactments stay true to the characters’ real lives. “Basically what they’re doing is taking our lives and telling a story,” she says. “They’re telling exactly what happened.”

So is everyone super-psyched for the finale tonight???

I know I am!

It means I can finally stop watching that damn show for a few months.

LC hosts at the kick-off party for the 50th annual Grammy Awards at Avalon in LA.

There should really be some manner of Brody Jenner Slept with Me to Be Famous club. Instead of giving out free toasters, they could give out reality TV shows. Or a 4-week stay at Promises. Either works.

Lauren Conrad and Nicole Richie — who have both been linked to Brody, along with the rest of Hollywood — are apparently all buddy-buddy now, lunching together at Joan’s last week, and getting sushi together on Sunday night.

Get ready to see Nicole’s baby on The Hills, kids.

Heidi’s boss, Brent Bolthouse, gets all cuddly with Lauren Conrad at the Victoria’s Secret Phi Beta PINK party on Thursday night.

Maybe Lauren will be stealing promotions from Heidi in the future …

I don’t even know what to make of this. My head’s kind of exploding right now.

Paris Hilton.

David Hasselhoff.

Matthew Perry.

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge.

Rumer Willis.

Lacey Chabert.

Tila Tequila.

Lydia Hearst.

Aubrey O’Day.

Aubrey O’Day’s extensions.

Cory Kennedy. (Everyone’s favorite teenage heroin addict!)

I don’t even know which joke to make first. It’s overwhelming!!! I want to write an entire short story about this night!! Or film a season of The Surreal Life!

Were they holding an AA meeting afterwards? Are you even allowed to attend AA meetings if your last name’s Tequila? Honestly, the only thing this all-star team was missing was its group counselor.

Or did attendance count as some manner of community service?

I just don’t understand!

A couple other points:

1) Paris Hilton needs to never wear a jumpsuit like that again. In fact, the whole world needs to never wear a jumpsuit like that again. We need to start flying planes over third-world countries and dropping pamphlets with a variety of pictographic instructions informing them that no one, anywhere, ever, is to wear a jumpsuit like that ever again.

2) Rumer Willis’s hair is back to brunette. And it’s curly now. Not, like, a luxurious curl. More of an I-didn’t-realize-I-wasn’t-supposed-to -have-the-blow-dryer-in-the-bathtub curl.

“I actually came dangerously close to not doing season three, because I really didn’t want to do the show with Heidi and Spencer. I’m not who they are. I don’t stage my own publicity. I just kind of live my life and do my job, and I don’t want to be grouped with them … [MTV said] Heidi and Spencer were always a part of the show, and they can’t all of a sudden make main characters disappear. And so we continue to follow their lives, and the producers keep letting Heidi and Spencer think there’s some hope [that we'll make up].”

Lauren Conrad, in the October issue of Seventeen.