“I like watching other people get gossiped about. It makes me feel better.”

Lauren Conrad, on her penchant for watching Gossip Girl. She also insists she’s still single.

“My love life is an absolute trainwreck,” she says. “And half of my friends are guys…It’s kind of embarrassing, because you’re out with a group of friends and the next day it says you’re dating one of them and lap dancing, too. You have to say, ‘You know, I’m sorry, but that kind of comes with the territory.’”

Heh.

It looks like Lauren Conrad will be at a presenter at this year’s Emmy awards.

No, wait, it gets worse.

The models who hand out the awards?

Will be wearing dresses from Lauren’s clothing line.

Heidi and Spencer must be furious.

But I can live with this, as long as Lauren Conrad does not, at any point, actually win an Emmy. I mean, do you think she could submit herself for Best Costume Director for her work on The Hills?

Despite the constant rumors that they hate each other now, Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad look chummy as can be as they head into Crown Bar in LA last night.

I knew these two lovebirds would kiss and make up!

She sure is busting her butt trying to promote this little clothing line of hers.

Here she is in Canada, where her line will be sold at Holt Renfrew.

These don’t look all that special to me.

Audrina Patridge reminds us all that she does, occasionally, wear clothes, at The Hills Season 3 premiere party in NYC.

And if you, like me, are living at your father’s house where there’s no television, remember that you can watch the entire new episode of The Hills on their website, here. It’s a great way to spend the workday!

“Playing yourself on reality television isn’t to our reader the level of accomplishment that you need to have on the cover of Cosmo.”

Kate White, editor of Cosmo, when asked whether they’d consider having Lauren Conrad on the cover.

Ouch!

The Wall Street Journal — yeah, that Wall Street Journal — has an interesting article about Lauren and her “branding strategy” today. Read it here.

LC wore an item from her new fashion line to her Letterman appearance.

You know how Arby’s is all like: “Arby’s is Different. Different is Good”?

I think it’s important people realize that’s just not a blanket statment. That’s particularly important to realize in fashion. Just because it’s different doesn’t mean it’s good. Ahem. Lauren. Ahem. You gotta admit, though, she grown into a strikingly beautiful and poised young woman.

The clip of Lauren on Letterman is below. You must go to around 4:15 where David Letterman actually uses the term “frenemies.” Too funny. The whole thing’s actually not a bad watch.

Check out Lauren Conrad on Regis & Kelly.