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Lane Garrison Gets 40 Months in Prison

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

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I guess that’s the going rate for killing a 17-year-old kid while driving on a coked-up bender.

“I’m sick of my own behavior that night,” Garrison said in court. “This remorse is genuine. I feel it every day.”

I’d say the message here is don’t drive drunk, but you kids should already know that.

So the other message is, please, don’t get in a car with a drunk-ass D-list celebrity. If you’re gonna risk your life, at least find a damn B-lister.