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Lane Garrison Free From Jail

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

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It was November 2007 when Prison Break star Lane Garrison was sentenced to forty months in prison for a coke-fueled DUI that left one teen dead and another injured.  Yet he is free today.  I really don’t understand jail math, but his early release has something to do with getting one day off for every day he served or something like that.  Some sort of buy one get one free deal like they have at Payless.

A condition of Lane’s freedom is that he must enter a rehab program.  And really, what better way to catch up with all your Hollywood chums?

Lane, good luck with the reality TV show that you will inevitably participate in.  Let’s hope you can keep your nose clean.  Literally.

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Lane Garrison Gets 40 Months in Prison

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

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I guess that’s the going rate for killing a 17-year-old kid while driving on a coked-up bender.

“I’m sick of my own behavior that night,” Garrison said in court. “This remorse is genuine. I feel it every day.”

I’d say the message here is don’t drive drunk, but you kids should already know that.

So the other message is, please, don’t get in a car with a drunk-ass D-list celebrity. If you’re gonna risk your life, at least find a damn B-lister.