Look who’s headed off to lunch with Goldie Hawn!
It’s Kate Hudson and beau Lance Armstrong. They met up with Goldie for lunch at Ivy at the Shore this afternoon.
OMG these two are gonna get engaged in like two weeks.
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PDA alert!
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong suck face on an LA tennis court.
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong hold hands on a date in NYC.
These two have been inseparable for weeks now.
I wonder how Owen feels about all this. It happened so suddenly. We haven’t seen much of him recently. I feel really bad for him. I mean, I know Kate and Lance haven’t done anything wrong, but still. I’m angry with them for some reason. I’m so protective of Owen these days.
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Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong, leaving her West Village townhome on their way to an Iron Maiden concert at Madison Square Garden.
I had no idea that Iron Maiden was still touring. The most I know about Iron Maiden is from that Wheatus song, “Teenage Dirtbag,” which I’m posting the video for here because that song rocks, and the video has Jason Biggs and Mena Suvari in it. This is the censored version, where they blank out the word “gun” in “he brings a gun to school,” because we all know that school violence is a direct symptom of alt-rock lyrics. Thank you, FCC, for so bravely preventing another Columbine. If we spend all our time focusing on removing even the most innocuous references to violence from the songs we hear on the radio, we’ll find we won’t have any time at all to tackle any of the real reasons we see violence in our schools, which is a good thing, because doing that would be hard.
Kate Hudson is hanging out in Toronto with Lance Armstrong and his three kids — son Luke and twin girls Isabelle and Grace. On Fathers Day, she took the kiddos out to get some ice cream. Damn, sucking up to the kids already? Kate must be really into this dude.
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“Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends,” says Lance Armstrong to Page Six. “We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady.”
I don’t wanna believe him! I don’t wanna believe him!
However, Sheryl Crow responds to the rumors that she talked shit about Lashley without really denying that the two are a couple: “Lance and I are friends. I have a lot of respect for him and what he does in the world of cancer. What he does in his personal life . . . is none of my business. Nor would I ever comment on it.”
That doesn’t sound quite like a denial that they’re together.
I just don’t know what’s true anymore!
I want a LASHLEY!!!
Lance Armstrong’s ex isn’t exactly excited about his new relationship, with 21-year-old Ashley Olsen.
A source reports that, when she was asked about the relationship at a party recently, “Sheryl rolled her eyes and said, ‘That’s pathetic. Ashley’s a kid.’”
I agree, Sheryl!
Lance Armstrong — who’s been linked to Ashley Olsen in recent days — showed up at Macy’s Herald Square in NYC on Friday in celebration of his second run of the New York Marathon, which will take place on Sunday.
He’s cute.
Cute like an old man is cute.
Ashley is probably in his pocket. Giving him a hand job or something. Must be convenient.
This is three nights in a row!
Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were spotted partying at NYC’s The Box on Wednesday night, while “celebrity” chef Rocco DiSpirito couldn’t get in for half an hour. “The doorman kept ignoring him and pretending he wasn’t there. It was actually really sad. He kept watching celeb after celeb being walked in.”
Three nights in a row is a big deal among the Hollywood set, people!
I guess Ashley is convenient for Lance. I mean, he can just hang a basket on his bike and keep her in that.
This item is going to make my head explode.
Ashley Olsen has a new, older man. The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch’s ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, “They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.” Armstrong has been spending more time in town since he bought a home here. Another source said, “He tried to make Tory happy when they were dating by buying a place here, but she couldn’t deal with him not actually living in the same city, so they broke up.” Olsen’s rep didn’t return calls.
Forget Tory Burch! What the hell does Sheryl Crow think about about this???
This is just wrong.
David Arquette looks like he has had too many at the Bacardi Limon Presents Q Tip Surprise Birthday Party at the Safe Harbor Loft. Being with Lance Armstrong tends to drive people to drink. He must be really boring in person. Also..WTF is Arquette wearing?
Elle MacPherson hasn’t gotten laid in two years. Cry me a river. [Cele|bitchy]
Hilary Duff releases the music video for “With Love.” [POTP]
Kim Kardashian pretends like her sex tape still matters to anyone. [The Blemish]
Fashion Week bravely trudges forward in the wake of such tragedy. [MollyGood]
Mary-Kate Olsen is that drunken slut you always kind of knew Michelle Tanner would grow up to be. [Celebslam]
Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong are probably bumping uglies again. [Celebrity Smack]
