The song “Silly Boy” was released on the internet this week with vocals by Lady Gaga and Rihanna.  It gathered a lot of steam when Kanye West linked the track to his blog.

This new tune would be great and an awesome step forward for Rihanna especially, except for one tiny fly in the ointment:  It’s a fake.  Rihanna’s rep confirms to Us  that Riri didn’t record this song.

I can’t wait for Kanye’s ALL CAPS EXPLANATION OF WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON!

Just in case you hadn’t noticed them before, she put a big ole star on them and framed them with a… is that a gun holster? What is that?

The Dutchess did her best Tomb Raider impression on the red carpet at this Saturday’s 102.7 KIIS FM Wango Tango event– which does not refer to a Ted Nugent song, but a Summer Concert held in Irvine, CA.

Lady Gaga was also present, but turned the corner from delightfully insane antics to just plain old pyschosis when she started laying wet ones on Perez Hilton. Let’s all hope she soon goes back to talking to her tea cups.

“I am totally confident that I am an incredible artist and performer.  I am extremely confident about my body, the way I dress, the way I want to look.  But I have no confidence when it comes to men. Men are a disaster area for me.  It’s so weird because I believe I am super sexy. I believe I am incredible, but I have absolutely no luck with boyfriends.”

Lady Gaga explaining to The Sun how unlucky in love she is.

I found that, for me, dating started going a lot smoother when I stopped telling my dinner companions all the different ways in which I was just so absolutely fricking amazing.

Good lord I love me some GaGa. I’m not referring to her music– I’m referring to the neon-colored, crack-exposing, costumed insanity that is her life.

Lately, she’s taken to ascribing human qualities to the inanimate objects around her– a process that literature nerds like to refer to as “anthropomorphism”, and psychologists like to refer to as “batshit insane.”

In an interview with The Sun, she talked about the floral china teacup she’s been toting about lately, saying, “She hasnít got a name but she’s quite famous now, so I made her stay in today.” Because nothing is worse than a teacup with an inflated ego.

GaGa says She takes the cup with her almost everywhere she goes because it keeps her “grounded” and makes her “feel at home.” Grounded? I doubt there’s anything heavy enough on this planet to keep her grounded.

Am I the only person left on the planet who can’t still tell these two bitches apart?

You are all pretty shrewd celebustalkers so I’m sure it’s quite obvious to you, but I had to really stare before even venturing a guess.

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She’s getting us hot and showing us what she’s got!

This year so far been all about women dominating the charts. Britney, Taylor and now Lady Gaga, who became the first artist in nearly ten years to reach the top of the Billboard Hot 100 with their first two chart entries, as “Poker Face” took the top spot this week. (”Just Dance” hit the top of the charts in January.)

The last performer to launch with a pair of Hot 100 chart-toppers was Christina Aguilera, who reigned with “Genie in a Bottle” (1999) and “What a Girl Wants” (2000). Among women, Lady GaGa is only the fourth female artist in the last 25 years to open with a pair of No. 1s, joining Aguilera, Mariah Carey (1990) and Tiffany (1987).

I mean, Christina and Mariah are certainly big artists, but this chick just reached Tiffany levels of fame. Malls of America, look out!

Anybody watching Flight of the Conchords? No? Alright.

Aaaaanyway, Lady GaGa performed last night. She seems more covered up than usual. I think that’s due to the addition of the fishnet pantyhose that she’s pretending are pants. Those sunglasses/S.W.A.T style facial shields are stupendous. Her costumes are almost enough to make me see the show, but if I see average flabby on the street wearing any of this ish I’ll track her down and make her take responsibility. America is not ready for Latex-wear run amuck in the general population. Trust me.

In attendance was recently rehabbed Kelly Osbourne. She was snapped with a “guest” whom does not really appear to be the sort of person one should associate with after completing a rehab program, but who knows.