Apparently GaGa copped to this a long time ago, but somehow it didn’t make a splash in the news until there was video of her penis hanging out during a concert. The peen in question makes its big debut just after the 1:00 mark.

So GaGa’s a hermaphrodite — I thought that was a politically correct term, but I’ve been informed the more PC term is “intersexual.” She has a penis and a vagina and she identifies as female. This is reportedly her statement about it, although take it with a grain of salt, because I haven’t been able to trace it back to any reliable source:

Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal.

So whatever. If it’s not a big deal to her, it’s not a big deal to me. John Hughes died today. I’m in no mood to make a fuss over Lady GaGa’s tiny remnant penis.

Lady Gaga had a boyfriend– the kind who doesn’t like it when his girlfriend makes out with other people. I don’t know why that shocks me, but it does. I just imagine she’s sort of like an angora rabbit that screws anything within humping distance that has a big enough carrot.

But apparently her boyfriend, Speedy (whose real name and identity aren’t known), didn’t think of her that way. He dumped her a few days ago when photos of the Gagster making out with a new “mystery man” were published in the Sun.

Dating Gaga and being shocked and heartbroken when she plays tongue pong with random guys is like using a curling iron on your anal hair and then being surprised when you burn your rectum. Not only is it dumb, it’s just plain weird.

“I’ve gone bankrupt about four times now. My manager wants to shoot me.”

Lady Gaga explaining how the high cost of teacups and electrical tape have kept her poor.

An old demo recording of Lady Gaga singing a song titled “Second Time Around” has surfaced on the Internet this week.  It’s a kinder, gentler, (more boring?) Gaga.

What do you think?  EB reader Kat — thanks for the email! — thinks she sounds like Mariah Carey.  I think Beyonce.  What say you all?

Poor Lady Gaga’s chest exploded whilst performing at the 20th Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada.

Also there was Audrina Patridge in a cheap and ill-fitting dress, my fiance Bradley Cooper and the pure Jonas Brothers.  Oh, and I’m totally willing to support Kelly Clarkson in this whole body-acceptance thing she’s got going on, but there must be compromise.  No.  More.  Scarf.  Tops.

Rumer Willis appeared with her chin and Tila Tequila was positively stumped over the one-button operation of the Flip Mino HD camera.

Finally, in an admirable effort of frugality, Kim Kardashian fashioned her dress out of one of the extra costumes used by Fergie’s backup dancers.

The actual song begins around 2:50.

Love the song, bored by the video. Or, ahem, “short film.” I just plain don’t get the visual arts.

You have to watch the video of this interview Lady Gaga did with an Australian news site.

She’s alternately nice and bitchy, basically tells the interviewer she’s an idiot, and says there is only one thing a man can offer her — and it better be sizable.  And yeah, it is what you think so you might not want to play this video if you’re at work.