Kylie Minogue performed her new single, “All I See,” on Dancing with the Stars Tuesday night.

You know, Madonna gets a ton of credit for being on the scene forever and constantly reinventing herself, but Kylie’s been around forever, too. She’s been through so much shit — including a bout with cancer — and she just keeps getting stronger in the face of it. I love her for that. As a reminder, I’ve also included here the video for “Locomotion,” her first single, which was released in 1987.

On basically anyone else, I would go on a little tirade about the horrendousness of this dress (and the hair!). On Paris Hilton, I would say that she looks like a fly. Or a deformed Mexican fairy.*

But somehow, Kylie pulls it off. She was just blessed with one of those faces that’s strong enough to carry a dress like this.

Seriously, though, kids, this is a Kylie-Minogue-only dress. Do NOT try this at home.

*No offense intended. I love Mexicans. Taco Bell is my favorite!

Woo hoo to Kylie Minogue, who premiered her documentary film, White Diamond, in London on Tuesday.

The film follows Kylie’s battle with and recovery from cancer.

And what better outfit for the occasion than a sparkling white dress.

She looks amazing!

Sister Danni was there as well.

But you may have to squint. Remember, you have to see past the dress.

At the Pucci 60th anniversary fete in Florence.

Kylie Minogue made an appearance as well.

My second thought is that she’s still really fucking hot.

Okay, I’ve decided, it’s the latter, so I’m interested to see who is next on the boyfriend list. I’m betting on Prince.