Recently rumors have been circulating again that former Laguna Beach cast member and new star of The Hills, Kristin Cavallari has been dating or was dating John Mayer. Kristen said “as if!” to that false story this morning in an interview with Ryan Seacrest on his radio show, saying that although the two had met and he did, in fact, ask her out, she declined. Why? Because as she put it, she didn’t want to be “another notch on his belt.”

Full disclosure: I freakin’ love Kristin. She’s probably one of my all-time favorite reality TV stars ever. Why? ‘Cause homegirl’s a bitch who keeps it real. The Hills is about to go through the roof starting tonight with the season premiere, and Kristen dished on that as well. “I get along with everybody except for Audrina. I don’t not like Audrina. I don’t think she likes me.” Y’all know that comes from the fact that MTV producers did their best to push Kristin together with Audrina’s ex, Justin Bobby, who honestly isn’t good enough for either one of them. If Audrina is on her fifth and final season of the show and still fails to understand that the whole thing is fake and any drama on the show is just for ratings, than she’s even more clueless than I originally thought. If JB was so precious to old Audrina, she should have kept him off screen like Lauren did with her real life love, Kyle Howard.

Anyway, I’m 110% ready to start “feeling the rain on my skin”, as of tonight. Kristin is going to tear the face off season five. And oh yeah, she won’t even sleep with the guys that Jennifer Aniston’s boned. Baller!

Katie Cassidy — who turned 21 late last month — showed up to the Foley + Corinna Los Angeles store opening, along with Nicky Hilton, Kristen Cavallari and, my personal fave, Marla Sokoloff (Remember when she was on Full House? Anyone?).

Katie was arrested for underage drinking last month, just days before her 21st birthday.

I cannot wait to see what happens with this girl now that she’s legal.