Rachel J. Lee, a 19 year old from Calabasas, CA, along with several of her girlfriends, has been arrested for breaking in to and then looting the closets of several celebrity homes in the past year. Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, Paris Hilton , Orlando Bloom and Kourtney Kardashian have all had similar break-ins occur at their houses– there were no electronics stolen (which is usually the first thing a burglar would grab), mainly clothing, jewelry and handbags. Not exactly the most lucrative loot jobs, basically.

This isn’t the first time Lee’s been motivated to break the law for vanity sake either. A couple years ago she was caught shoplifting from Sephora. OK, so that’s a little different than finding someone’s home via star maps and the internet and then checking their appearance schedule to best guess what time they’d be out of the house and then breaking in and stealing all their clothes, but there’s a theme here. Also, it probably doesn’t do Rachel a whole lot of good that she’s high school pals with the man formally charged with the Lohan and Patridge burglaries.

It kinda makes me sad to think about these girls so desperate to dress like a celebrity that they actually steal their clothing. The materialism disgusts me. What’s wrong with some $24 shoes from T.J. Maxx and a Hanes v-neck and the jeans with the tiny hole ripped in the ass because you’ve had them for so long? These girls are 18 and 19 years old, they should be running around topless, celebrating their young bodies and free minds. But no! They’re taking the easy way out and breaking in to multi-million dollar homes owned by celebrities they admire and stealing their t-shirts and headbands. Teenagers are so bad these days, you guys. I can’t handle it. They should be at the beach.

Kourtney Kardashian’s rep told People Magazine yesterday that the reality TV star and sister of Kim “Very Serious Business Woman” Kardashian is expecting a baby boy. Oh great! Hopefully I can start sleeping again starting tonight!

Kourtney, who recently watched her, ahem, “other sister” Khloe walk down the aisle in her wedding to LA Laker Lamar Odem, is due around Christmas and she and baby daddy Scott Disick couldn’t be more excited about the news of the sex. A source close to Kourtney told People “Kourt and Scott are psyched about having a baby, but having a boy is really exciting for them. She can’t wait to buy all sort of boy’s clothing. And [her brother] Robert is also eager to have a little nephew.” Ya hear that? She’s psyched. And she can’t wait to go shopping. Because that’s what having a baby is all about. Shopping.

The other day I reported about how Kourtney Kardashian got pregnant by forgetting to take her birth control pill.  And I voiced concern, because if you can’t remember to take one pill a day to avoid creating a human, you probably are going to have a bit of trouble actually raising a human.

Well today’s revelation — we should just expect these daily media announcements from now until the kid graduates college — was about how she told her sister and mom that she was expecting.  Reminder:  Kourtney Kardashian is 30-years-old.

“It was so hard for me to tell Kim and my mom,” Kourtney tells PEOPLE. “Khloe and I called Kim on speakerphone, and I made Khloe tell her. I think Kim thought we were lying! Kim was excited, but I feel like her first reaction was like, ‘Why? What are you doing?’ It was really just shock. Especially since we are so extremely close, anything that happens in our family is earth-shattering to us. But she was excited. She just wanted to make sure that I had thought this through.”

Kourtney waited until she returned home to Los Angeles to break the news to her mom, Kris. “I was scared,” Kourtney admits. 

 

So with Khloe at her side, Kourtney says she told Kris, “Okay, we have to tell you something. It’s serious.” Khloe then broke the news to Jenner, who’s initial reaction was a mix of shock and joy. “It took her a minute to digest it,” says Kourtney. “She didn’t even know Scott was around since we broken up, so was like ‘Scott, who?’ “ 

Since then, though, Kourtney says her mom and Disick get along, and any issues they had are a thing of the past. 

Kourtney has some serious growing up to do which will probably happen right about the time that a seven-pound terror passes through her pelvis and she can’t get her sister to handle the pain for her.

In other Kardashian news, Kim was seen dining with Reggie Bush at a Ruth Chris steakhouse Monday night.  So maybe those two are back “on” again.  Oh, I can only hope.

I think most people who watch that Kardashian show already knew this, but this morning Kourtney confessed that her ex, and now current, boyfriend Scott Disick is the baby’s father.  I don’t know enough about the show to determine if this is good or not, but based on what I’ve read online, he sounds like a real ass.

I’ll tell you what concerns me most.  Kourtney also spoke on Ryan Seacrest’s morning show today and explained that she always forgets to take her pill — that’s how she ended up pregnant.  Kourtney, I am here to tell you that there are so many fucking things you need to remember when you have a kid.  There’s, like, diaper changes and feedings and carpools, medicine dosing and orthodontist appointments.  So.  Much.  

Kardashian is 30 and it just seems like she should have enough maturity to be able to remember one pill a day.  Taking a pill isn’t time consuming, it doesn’t require talent, and I think she can afford the $30 monthly co-pay.  Protecting yourself from getting pregnant before you’re ready is important!  She could have set an alarm reminder on her Blackberry — that’s how I remember to get my kid off the bus every day.  One little swallow could have prevented this!

Holy hell, I can’t even cope this with. Kourtney Kardashian — you know, the Kardashian sister that’s not the really famous one or the tranny one — is pregnant. She’s due around Kristmas Christmas. She won’t say who the dad is, although rumors are she’s back together with her former flame, Scott Disick (she won’t confirm that).

The only thing she’ll say is that interested parties will have to watch her new show, Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami, which debuts Sunday on E!. (And, if you can believe it, E! Online broke the story. HOW DID THEY EVER GET A SCOOP LIKE THAT?)

But here’s what just kills me — she says she’s due around Christmas. That means she’s around four-and-a-half months pregnant. She claims she found out she was pregnant while they were filming this series. So basically she knew, and her family knew, and the entire E! crew knew, but they were all keeping it a big giant secret so that it could be announced the week before her series aired and generate a shitload of publicity for the show. This baby is still in utero and they’re already plotting ways to make it profitable. Just sayin’.

WTF is Courtenay Semel doing on a red carpet with Kourtney Kardashian???

She is supposed to be Tila Tequila’s red carpet whore!!!

What a back-stabbing little red carpet SLUT.

I’m also a little bit concerned about having these two in such close proximity, lest the universe implode under the sheer force of so many deviant spellings of “Courtney.”

I laughed so hard when I came across this pic.

You guys remember last week’s episode of Project Runway? Where they had to create fashion “dos” from fashion “don’ts”?

And one of the fashion “don’ts” was underwear as outerwear?

Enter Kourtney Kardashian as Exhibit A.

At the Breakthrough of the Year awards in LA.

Image via WENN

It’s called “Keeping up with the Kardashians” and it premieres October 14 on E!

The series is, I suppose, about Kim and her less-attractive sisters. Yup, Kimmy totally swam on the right side of that gene pool.

The premiere party was held Tuesday night at the Pacific Design Center in LA.

Bruce Jenner was there, along with Kim’s BFF Brittny Gastineau, but Brody Jenner was conspicuously absent. In fact, it doesn’t look like he’s really a part of the show. Hmmm. I wonder why that is. I can’t believe a famewhore like Brody would voluntarily turn it down.

For the occasion, Kim decided to take a break from her typical hooker clothes. Instead, she dressed like a hooker … in the 1940s.

Thanks for keeping it fresh, Kimmy!