It sure is a good thing that Kirsten Dunst is definitely not an alcoholic because otherwise I might worry about seeing these pictures of her shit-faced at an LA club less than a year after she completed a stay in rehab at the Cirque Lodge in Utah — which doesn’t treat depression — for depression.

Welp, at least she doesn’t look depressed!

Dakota Fanning is all smiles at the New York premiere of her child-rape Oscar bait, Hounddog.

Thank Jesus this girl is finally beginning to look older than 10. It was getting creepy for a little while there.

Also there: Kirsten Dunst, wearing an outfit she found in a dumpster on the walk there.

The drug addict who burglarized Kirsten Dunst’s NYC pad has been sentenced to 4 1/2 years behind bars, plus he has to go to rehab.

Jarrod Beinerman was arrested on burglary and larceny charges after a security camera captured his movements in Manhattan’s SoHo Grand Hotel in August 2007. He was allowed to plead guilty to the lesser charge of attempted burglary.

Police say cash, cameras, an iPod, wallets and purses were stolen from Dunst’s suite.

Ya know, I’ve heard a lot of excuses in my life for why a person wound up addicted to drugs, but I think having the last name of “Beinerman” is pretty much the strongest.

But can we talk about how this dude got into her hotel room and out with all this loot without anyone noticing in one of Manhattan’s nicest hotels? Did he dress up as a bell-hop or something? I mean, really, how does this happen? I’m open to ideas.

Lest you think that the Justin Long/Kirsten Dunst thing was just a one-night stand, they want to make it totally clear that they’re way more than that. You hear that, Drew????

The new couple were spotted enjoying a meal together at the Chateau Marmont.

If you guessed “Kirsten Dunst and Justin Long together at Sunset Junction,” you’d be correct.

However, if you guessed “Recently rehabbed Kirsten Dunst at the beer garden at Sunset Junction with an alcoholic beverage in front of her and Justin Long at her side,” well, you’d be even more correct.

I wonder if Justin dates exclusively women who have had failed attempts at sobriety.

Here’s KiKi rocking the My Morning Jacket T-shirt on the streets on Manhattan.

Does she even do movies anymore? What does she do these days?

Kirsten Dunst was spotted at a Utah target, stocking up on goodies for rehab.

Apparently Kirsten Dunst didn’t get the memo that rehab’s not cool anymore. You’re supposed to go to a psych ward now, silly. But Kirsten’s always been one to buck a trend.

The starlet has checked into the Cirque Lodge in Utah, where Eva Mendes currently resides, after a week of crazy partying at Sundance.

“She desperately needed help,” a source in Utah tells Star. “She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears.

“She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she’s getting the help she needs.”