A year after her stint at Cirque Lodge, Kirsten Dunst was spotted stumbling wasted out of The Roosevelt after throwing back double vodkas all night. It’s one of several times she’s been out drinking at high-profile LA bars since her rehab stay.

I think the Cirque Lodge needs to add a class to its rehab curriculum. In fact, I think they should add it to the weekly activities at Promises and Wonderland as well. The class should be called How to Have a Giant Relapse Quietly. I will teach it. I will arrive with a map of Los Angeles and New York City, and I will mark with big X’s the bars to which you should not go for your giant relapse. They will include places like The Roosevelt, 1Oak and generally anything within the Thirty-Mile Zone and the borough of Manhattan. If you need to get off-your-face wasted in a bar, do it in Burbank, people. You’re for sure gonna get busted if you’re doing it on Hollywood Boulevard.

Also today in relapse: Sean Stewart, whose return to alcohol has reportedly gotten him dropped by his publicist and manager. (Sean Stewart had a manager?)

And lastly today in relapse, I downloaded Eminem’s Relapse and I really like it, but damn he’s brutal. There’s a fucking Heath Ledger call in there. Hey have I mentioned recently that Eminem’s Mariah diss track is my favorite song of the year?

At the Rodarte show at New York Fashion Week.

All I have to say is that I do not want to see the dry cleaning bill for this garment. I shudder at the thought.

Oh, and on that note, I have a question for you guys: Does anyone know of a good product to use to do dry cleaning at home? I’m thinking that by now they MUST have invented something effective, but everything I try seems to suck. I am so over paying a dry cleaner like a million bucks every time I want to wear a nice dress. Thoughts?

It sure is a good thing that Kirsten Dunst is definitely not an alcoholic because otherwise I might worry about seeing these pictures of her shit-faced at an LA club less than a year after she completed a stay in rehab at the Cirque Lodge in Utah — which doesn’t treat depression — for depression.

Welp, at least she doesn’t look depressed!

Dakota Fanning is all smiles at the New York premiere of her child-rape Oscar bait, Hounddog.

Thank Jesus this girl is finally beginning to look older than 10. It was getting creepy for a little while there.

Also there: Kirsten Dunst, wearing an outfit she found in a dumpster on the walk there.

The drug addict who burglarized Kirsten Dunst’s NYC pad has been sentenced to 4 1/2 years behind bars, plus he has to go to rehab.

Jarrod Beinerman was arrested on burglary and larceny charges after a security camera captured his movements in Manhattan’s SoHo Grand Hotel in August 2007. He was allowed to plead guilty to the lesser charge of attempted burglary.

Police say cash, cameras, an iPod, wallets and purses were stolen from Dunst’s suite.

Ya know, I’ve heard a lot of excuses in my life for why a person wound up addicted to drugs, but I think having the last name of “Beinerman” is pretty much the strongest.

But can we talk about how this dude got into her hotel room and out with all this loot without anyone noticing in one of Manhattan’s nicest hotels? Did he dress up as a bell-hop or something? I mean, really, how does this happen? I’m open to ideas.

Lest you think that the Justin Long/Kirsten Dunst thing was just a one-night stand, they want to make it totally clear that they’re way more than that. You hear that, Drew????

The new couple were spotted enjoying a meal together at the Chateau Marmont.

If you guessed “Kirsten Dunst and Justin Long together at Sunset Junction,” you’d be correct.

However, if you guessed “Recently rehabbed Kirsten Dunst at the beer garden at Sunset Junction with an alcoholic beverage in front of her and Justin Long at her side,” well, you’d be even more correct.

I wonder if Justin dates exclusively women who have had failed attempts at sobriety.