Kim K. Superstar in Beverly Hills yesterday.

[photo credit: Buzz Foto]

Okay, this is just too funny. Haylie posted these screen shots on her MySpace blog today, stating, “Stuff like this REALLY PISSES ME OFF. I try to reach out and be nice and instead it just gets shoved back in my face. This is why you should never move to Hollywood, the place is full of arrogant, immature, and offensive bitches who can’t hold their liquor and can’t keep their legs closed.”

Here’s what I don’t get, though. The first message was sent yesterday at 3:16 pm. The next message came three minutes later? I assure you it takes Kim Kardashian longer than that to read a message, decide on a response, and type it. So I’m a little doubtful about whether or not this is real. The whole “I don’t hang out with horses” thing is pretty funny, though.

The Internet appears to be all abuzz tonight with news and pictures of Kim Kardashian’s Paris Hilton-free birthday party at TAO Las Vegas on Friday. For the record, it was not her birthday this weekend. Her birthday is in October. TAO’s marketing folks came up with this idea of a “Princess Party,” where they’re going to grab various socialites who “have it all” and throw parties for them because that just seems like an appropriate way to celebrate the fact that someone is ridiculously spoiled to begin with. (Although I suppose it’s still more hygienic than throwing a Sons of Hollywood premiere party, which is what TAO did on Saturday night.) Kim was the biggest damn star they could get for the first one, and they tacked on her sisters as co-hostesses, for reasons that continue to baffle me. To lower the star quality, perhaps? Just dilute it a little? So, anyway, that’s why Kim was at TAO this weekend. And I don’t know where Paris Hilton was on Friday night, but on Saturday night I saw her in the bathroom at Mood, staring at herself in the mirror and whining into her cell phone because they wouldn’t let her friends into the club.

Anyway, just for fun, here’s a bunch of pics of Kim at TAO this weekend.

Whatever Kim Kardashian did to her former “publicist,” I hope she does it again. This is awesome. Jonathan Jaxson — who, if I am researching this correctly, is a 23-year-old gay kid who’s appeared on ever reality TV or talk show he can squirm his way onto — has started his own celebrity gossip blog with a bang, putting Kim Kardashian on blast, touching on such subjects as Paris, Britney, that sex tape, and black men. I’d summarize, but it’s really best if you just read his own words. You can check out his Flash-tastic website here (there’s no permalink for this text, but you can find it under the “JJ’s Blog” tab. I’ve bolded what I feel are the best parts.

Cheers to a new chapter in my life. Blogging. Celebrity blogging. Fuck selling it to others, I am going to type it all here for you to see. This is from a, now, former publicist who at one point or another worked with these stars in some manner.

I guess this is what happens when you threaten someone legally and are bitter of some of those in the entertainment industry.

04.02.2007
KIM KARDASHIAN

This is one woman who has completely used and abused my contacts and work ethic. She will remain semi-famous until Hollywood decides to focus their attention on the real women of Hollywood who work hard for what they have…

I guess you get the spotlight you have always wanted when your:
1) Rich
2) Dad’s Famous
3) You sleep with celebrities.
4) Tag along with some of Hollywood’s hottest and #5
5) Release a sex tape and having someone act on your behalf as your publicist to Page 6 the same day as if you really didn’t know!!!

THE DISH ON PARIS AND KIM
The wannabe is Kim Kardashian, known as Paris Hilton’s former BFF. That is right, former. As this former gal-pal was tired of Paris Hilton’s ways and wanted her own spotlight. Kim claims to not have ever partied with drugs or alcohol, however I have pictures to prove otherwise. She claims that is all that Paris did and it got real old not only partying with her at all times, but being her ’sidekick.’

Most recently Kim was to attend several fashion shows for LA Fashion Week. I had a client attending several events and asked Kim if she were interested in attending and/or walking. Kim said ’sure!’ I booked several shows for her to attend and/or walk, with in the end being asked to ensure her that Paris Hilton would not be showing up to any of them. Kim had not spoken to Paris in three weeks at this time and didn’t want any sort of blow up in public.

While Kim was in NYC during Fashion Week, this past February, she spoke to me regarding the relationship she has with Paris and the fact she is trying to get away from her. She said she was scared that there will be a backlash when she is about to launch her own likeness.

Either way, Kim will never have the same power Ms. Hilton has. I doubt Paris Hilton’s life is hurting without Kim. It is amazing Paris has so much power in the Hollywood circle, especially over these budding socialites.

Much much more after the jump! Thanks to Cele|bitchy for the heads-up.

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